Seasonal - In the spitit of . . . . .

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A man was walking home alone late one night when he
hears a...





BUMP...





BUMP...





BUMP ... behind him.





Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image
of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle
of the street towards him





BUMP...





BUMP...





BUMP...





Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the
coffin bouncing quickly behind him...





faster...





faster...





BUMP...





BUMP....





BUMP....
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens
the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind
him. .





However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the
lid of the coffin clapping...





clappity-BUMP...





clappity-BUMP...





clappity-BUMP...





clappity-BUMP...





on the heels of the terrified man.... .





Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks
himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is
reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing






gasps. .





With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the
door. Bumping and clapping towards him.





The man screams and reaches for something heavy,
anything ...





His hand comes to rest on a large bottle of
Robitussin.





Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can
at the apparition...and





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........................the coffin stops
 
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to
know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom. The other the groom
broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.
The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned
over and said to the groom broom "Oh honey, I think I'm going to have
a little whisk broom..."

"That's IMPOSSIBLE!!" exclaimed the groom broom.


Are you ready for this!!?







Brace yourself; this is going to hurt....






Really bad...







"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER YET!!!"
 

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