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Ok, I hope I get this right...
This guy is driving through the outskirts of town one day. He runs into this field with a ton of sheep in it. So the guys pulls over and sees the Sheepherder in the distance. He walks over to him.
Guy(refered as A now),"How are you today?
Sheepherder(refered as B now)"just fine."
A"I bet I could tell you exactly how many sheep you have there."
B"Really?"
A"How about this, if I can guess how many sheep you have will you let me get one?"
B"Well, why not, sure go ahead and guess."
So the guy whips out this high tech handheld computer and connects to a WAN. Through the WAN, he gets control over three GPS satelites that start to survey the land. Guy sits there and waits for about five minutes. He calls up an operator and talks to the operator while waiting for a message from the GPS. You can hear a ton of typing in the background. The operator speaks and then he hangs up the phone. Finally, he gets the answer.
A"You have 3,481 sheep on your property right now."
B"Well, I'll be, you hit it right on the nose."
The two start to walk to Guy's car.
A"I will go ahead and take my sheep"
B"Ok, since I let you guess how many sheep I have, why don't you give me a chance to win it back. I bet I can guess your Political views and who you work for."
A"Ok, that is a good deal."
B"Ok, you're a Democrat, and you work for Jesse Jackson."
A"How the H$LL did you know that?"
B"Well, you have others do the job for you and you don't know crap about what you are doing. Now, can I have my dog back now?"
This guy is driving through the outskirts of town one day. He runs into this field with a ton of sheep in it. So the guys pulls over and sees the Sheepherder in the distance. He walks over to him.
Guy(refered as A now),"How are you today?
Sheepherder(refered as B now)"just fine."
A"I bet I could tell you exactly how many sheep you have there."
B"Really?"
A"How about this, if I can guess how many sheep you have will you let me get one?"
B"Well, why not, sure go ahead and guess."
So the guy whips out this high tech handheld computer and connects to a WAN. Through the WAN, he gets control over three GPS satelites that start to survey the land. Guy sits there and waits for about five minutes. He calls up an operator and talks to the operator while waiting for a message from the GPS. You can hear a ton of typing in the background. The operator speaks and then he hangs up the phone. Finally, he gets the answer.
A"You have 3,481 sheep on your property right now."
B"Well, I'll be, you hit it right on the nose."
The two start to walk to Guy's car.
A"I will go ahead and take my sheep"
B"Ok, since I let you guess how many sheep I have, why don't you give me a chance to win it back. I bet I can guess your Political views and who you work for."
A"Ok, that is a good deal."
B"Ok, you're a Democrat, and you work for Jesse Jackson."
A"How the H$LL did you know that?"
B"Well, you have others do the job for you and you don't know crap about what you are doing. Now, can I have my dog back now?"
