Shout out: Any white grippers?

[Klostrophobic]

Hello, old chaps. I was just wandering around this fine forum and I thought there must be some white grippers out there. So where are you?

Shout out.

 

[Duke]

Yo. Dela-where represent! We regulatin down here.

 

[boombexus]

Ah, my good man. I happen to be a fellow white gripper. I must say, that I'm delighted I happened upon you two chums.

Care for a spot of tea?

 

[-Fred-]

I grip.

And before anyone whines about racism, I suggest a peek in the Retards forum, err, the Drifter's forum. Let's not wreck this fine piece of thread. 👍

 

[Duke]

Originally posted by boombexus
Ah, my good man. I happen to be a fellow white gripper. I must say, that I'm delighted I happened upon you two chums.

Care for a spot of tea?

Beg pardon, old boy. I was stuck in the wrong dialect after a modest day's business among the colonials.

I do believe that with the sun this far over the yardarm, those inclined might taste a drop of gin as well.

 

[Klostrophobic]

Oh, a taste of gin. What a delicious prospect. Sadly I am not of age to partake in such things. If only I were located in a French colony.

Would any of you fine gents like to attend a box social I am holding this weekend. It will surely be a gay time.

 

[Boost Lee]

Word, M-Dog is in the house. The pegleg burnout is in full effect

 

[Klostrophobic]

Please excuse my rudeness, but could you please repeat that in proper English?

No harm intended, sir.

 

[milefile]

White gripper here! Sadly, I lack the verbal acuity to articulate an exaggerated white-guy respopnse. I feel so... so... imbecilic.

 

[Boost Lee]

Originally posted by Klostrophobic
Please excuse my rudeness, but could you please repeat that in proper English?

No harm intended, sir.

I have arrived, along with my one wheeled carriage.

 

[Sage]

I'm da halfy, fell-oh shiznits. Erm, I mean, fahntasteek day fah drifting, no?

 

[Klostrophobic]

No, most likely not.

The only day to drift is when there is a foot of snow on the ground and you have bald tires.

 

[-Fred-]

Drifting? Like an abandonned raft on water? I'm afraid I lack the knowledge of the aforementionned "drifting"... Your verbal expression is also heavily innapropriate for this crowd. What are you, 15?

 

[boombexus]

Originally posted by PunkRock
Drifting? Like an abandonned raft on water?

I do believe so my good man. Tis the only "drifting" I might be familiar with. Although you might be well to ask someone who is of the "Azn" persuasion, no?

Ahh, drifting aboard a floating raft. What splendid serindipity! I suppose I might join Sir Duke of Neon in that nip of Gin if he'll have my company. May you wish to join us Sir Punk of Rock?

 

[-Fred-]

With pleasure, dear Sir Boom of Bexus. I have not tasted gin in ages!

 

[///M-Spec]

Best thread of 2004 nominee right here.


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[emad]

:LOL:

good stuff guys.

what may I ask, is a drifters? Aren't drifters those poor homeless chaps trying to cross country?

Ah crap, I suck at this

 

[Race Idiot]

Originally posted by ///M-Spec
Best thread of 2004 nominee right here.


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I'm sure it'll fit just right after 2003's winner, Dougs 'I have a relationship question' thread.

I am a gripping whitey.

 

[Famine]

Oooh, oooh, oooh! Me, me, me!

 

[miata13B]

Pardon me, do you happen to have any Grey Poupon?

 

[Event]

 

[High-Test]

wull dang ah went to mizzourah last tuesday evenin', and it was ah mighty hot outside, there was one of them really cool sprinklers that spun like a whirlydoodle......




I figure if we have thugs and english people, we need a hick. (I'm not a hick.)

oh my good chap, do you prefer darjeeling, or earl grey?

 

[Vasco]

I am most certainly a fine gripper. The only drifting I shall be doing is off topic on this fine evening tonight.

 

[87chevy]

Ah, it is a great burden off my back to find this enlightened thread. Like yourselves gentlemen, I am a caucasian man of grip. I do not know of this 'drifting' that has so soiled this fine establishment, and i would rather have nothing to do with it.

 

[Danny]

One shall suggest that this thread of merryment, be strewn forever upon the minds of young offenders. Merrily.

 

[Pupik]

Such as I am, once I went to a market of foodstuffs at the towne square, and purchased a large bag of Doriftos, consuming them all heartly, with no regard to their preferred manner of manipulation of a horseless carriage.

 

[xAkirax2004]

I be a white gripper, dawg.

 

[K-1]

im no white gripper good old chaps(WTF Does that Mean!?)
So Whad Up?Drop them nikes Off your A$$ Before I Blast you Mother ****ER!

thats my language

 

[Duke]

Well, don't use it on these boards.

 

[K-1]

Originally posted by neon_duke
Well, don't use it on these boards.

i know it was a joke