Sign the Apocalypse is Nigh...Ferrari Segway

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Well, I guess it's the cheapest Ferrari ever. But seriously who buys these things? I've ridden on a Segway countless times (they always had them at FIRST Robotics competitions) and they aren't that entertaining. People wonder why Americans are so fat and lazy :lol:.

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We've covered all manner of Ferrari products that have little to nothing to do with the firm's actual road cars or even its championship-winning formula racing program. These include laptop computers, PDAs, stereo systems, cell phones... you name it. Those are just the electronics, and just a few of them at that. But this... this is just too much. Ferrari, in its unquenchable thirst for more licensing opportunities, has teamed up with Segway to offer this special-edition scarlet scooter.

Okay, we'll concede that Ferrari employees actually use Segways to get around the ever-growing factory in Maranello, and heaven forbid they should use anything that isn't emblazoned with the Prancing Horse emblem. So while they were at it, the two companies at polar opposite ends of the wheeled transportation spectrum evidently decided to offer these Italian hybrids to the public.

And so the Segway PT i2 Ferrari Limited Edition was born, complete with Rosso paintwork and leather handlebars. Otherwise it's completely stock, so don't expect to be out-running anything with, you know... an actual engine, or other Segways for that matter. Like the standard Segway, it's designed to fit into the trunk of a car (maybe of a Scaglietti) and turns as instinctively as Kimi Raikkonen on the apex at this past weekend's Brazilian Grand Prix.

Don't think this makes the geek's alternative to walking actually cool or anything, and it's no faster in any way than an ordinary Segway. But if you're filthy rich and you've wisely invested your wealth in a massive collection of Ferraris old and new, it may (and we'll stress may) make for a nice way to get around the garage. (We'll walk, thanks.)
 
Ferrari, allowing your cars in Gran Turismo was a smart marketing decision. this wasn't. at least, not until you get Pininfarina and your engine department on it.
 
Great, a Ferrari Segway......whats next? Well i really hope they make a limited edition Ferrari smoking pipe like Porsche..... :lol:
 
Great, a Ferrari Segway......whats next?

Here are a few options.

Call someone for a ride in a real car!

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Faster then a Segway

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Similar rocking motion to a Segway but not as expensive.

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Their Acer laptop is pretty outrageous as well... Too much money for an Acer...
 
They're sellouts! Why, they even had a stuffed toy line! The Commendatore does not approve! Where's the V-12?!? Where's the Campagnolo steel wheels?!? What went wrong?!?!?
 
That's rediculous! That's a McLaren segway! Ferrari must have stolen the plans.
 
If I saw a person rocking this Segway I'd whack them in the face.
 
Oh, you're right. We all be hatin' deez foo's.


Must. Destroy. Pointless. Merchandise.

EDIT: Lol I'm listening to white and nerdy now.
 
Here are a few options.

Call someone for a ride in a real car!

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Faster then a Segway

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Similar rocking motion to a Segway but not as expensive.

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But really, this is getting out of hand! Ferrari is becoming a globalization company. Before we know it, Ferrari would be even more globalized than Toyota...... :eek:
 
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But really, this is getting out of hand! Ferrari is becoming a globalization company. Before we know it, Ferrari would be even more globalized than Toyota...... :eek:

GOD FORBID! THE VERY THOUGHT IS KILLING ME!

That rocking horse is funny, though.
 
Well, when you're losing money building cars, might as well gain money making souveniers...

By the way, the Segway is not the cheapest Ferrari you can buy. I can get a Ferrari for $.99 at the local Wal-mart, and arguably be cooler

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Well this is has got to be the coolest Ferrari EVER!!!!!!! :D
I've always wanted one!!!! Since Ferrari and Kimi Raikkonen had clinched both the WDC and the WCC this year, it is decided they would be releasing a limited edition of the PS3. I wish i can buy one.... :(

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But is it faster than a normal PS3?

Maybe, the processor should be faster than an ordinary PS3 and has a bigger HDD (maybe a 100GB or 160GB), lighter than a normal PS3, and best of all, its goes well with the Ferrari cockpit!!!! :D

With the recent price cuts, Logitech's recent mail-in rebates for G25 wheels, and with the upcoming release of GT5:P, anyone else suspect Logitech is going to announce a new special wheel to coincide with GT5:P... perhaps even a licensed wheel from Ferrari now that Ferrari is finally part of the GT series?

Personally though, of all the wheels and cockpit designs I've seen, the following is the one that I would most want to own:

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I can't imagine how much work went into something like that!

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Well, when you're losing money building cars, might as well gain money making souveniers...

By the way, the Segway is not the cheapest Ferrari you can buy. I can get a Ferrari for $.99 at the local Wal-mart, and arguably be cooler

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Hey, why not? It will roll faster than the Ferrari Segway ever will, AND IT CAN EVEN DO THE LOOP!
 
That's rediculous! That's a McLaren segway! Ferrari must have stolen the plans.

They see me rollin, they hatin..................

LOL! to both of those posts.

Seriously, this is merchandising gone mad.



OT: superberkut, whats the XB70 vs SR71 thing in your sig?
 
Imagine Honda F1 making an alarm clock. When it's time to wake up, the alarm makes a sound of an F1 car driving by, followed by the engine blowing up. Well come on, this is Honda F1 we're talking about here...
 
Well this is has got to be the coolest Ferrari EVER!!!!!!! :D
I've always wanted one!!!! Since Ferrari and Kimi Raikkonen had clinched both the WDC and the WCC this year, it is decided they would be releasing a limited edition of the PS3. I wish i can buy one.... :(

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:drool:

How much? Where do I buy it? :drool:
 
Probably 100-200 more dollars than the current price.
 
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