Simpsons quotes

[The White Tornado]

List some of your favorite quotes.

 

[Zero]

"D'oh!"

Homer Jay Simpson

 

[Saleen Man]

Originally posted by ZeroCool85
"D'oh!"

Homer Jay Simpson

Ahh, the classic.

 

[Acid X]

"Don't have a cow man!" - Bart

Heh.

 

[Acid X]

Oh, theres also

"MMmmm.. Forbidden donut *drool*" - Homer

 

[The White Tornado]

"And there's the sand box, I'm not allowed in the deep end" Ralph

 

[Zero]

"Hi I'm Grandpa"

Abe Simpson

"What'il it be Homer"

Moe

"OOOOOHHHHHH Yeah"

Duffman

"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem"

Duffman

"Duffman can never die, only the actors that play him."

Duffman

"Duffman can't breathe oh no!"

Duffman

 

[Viper_Maniac]

Originally posted by ZeroCool85

"OOOOOHHHHHH Yeah"

Duffman

"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem"

Duffman

"Duffman can never die, only the actors that play him."

Duffman

"Duffman can't breathe oh no!"

Duffman

Definitely my favs

 

[The White Tornado]

"Duff man is being pulled in different directions! What, Would Jesus do!"

"So I said to myself, what would God do in this situation." Homer

 

[NocturnalPS]

well all you have to do here is see my pic and read my sig...

 

[hpracing007]

Look down at my quote.
Also from the same episode
Mrs. Skinner
"Seymore needs the toilet. His bladder's full. Full of urine."

 

[Brian P]

"Save me JEVUS" Homer......

 

[Concept]

"Eat my shorts." -Bart Simpson



Simple but it is one of my favorites.

 

[Brian P]

"I'm not, not licking toads." Homer

 

[Brian P]

"Hi I'm Andre Agassi"

"The wrestler????" Homer

 

[MitsubishiLancer]

And so i says to Mable---bart Simpson during a ackward moment

 

[The White Tornado]

" A gun is not a weapon, it's a tool. Like a hammer, a saw, or....an aligator."




"You were caught stealing!!! What's the matter with you!!! Don't you ever listen to the sermons in church by that religious guy.....Captain what's his name!!!!"


"So I said to the guy. Hey man, your car was flipped over when we got here. And as for your grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!!!"


All by Homer.

 

[Brian P]

"Ha-Ha" Nelson

 

[Zero]

"Hello................. Is there anybody in there"

Marge from last nights episode.