Slim Shady Rice Burner Remix

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I got bored so i decided to show u guys this but i can't take credit for this bcuz it wasn't done by a friend who did it in a subaru forum. So let me know what u think about or if u have any of ur own:D

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner!
Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?
Try NOS and get your motor ****ed up worse then my life is?
My brain's dead weight,
I'm trying to get my head straight,
but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head?
"Nu-uh"
"Then why's your car dead, man its wasted "
Well since age 9 I've wanted an Si so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, lay in my lawn
For longer then it took me to put my altezzas on.
"Come here bastard" "Dude, wait a minute that's a viper, dawg!!"
I don't give a ****; I'll just fly by and put my hazards on!
Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner!

I pull up to the starting line, from a fifty roll I'm usually fine,
But dem goddamn V-10 Ponies smoke me all the time.
99% of my crew I have to lie to,
I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than I do,
My chrome 15's own, my Integra's a Type-R clone,
****, even my kanji decals are worth 10 horsepower alone.

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner!

Stop the race, this car needs to be locked away.
Not even Justin Timberlake in drag is this gay.
I talk a mad line of jive, at the track I barely survive,
But an 8 foot aluminum wing looks *****in on a front wheel drive.

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner
 
THatS ****ing INSANE!!! Im gonna try that now just because of you :p
 
my version..based on drifters instead.

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
West Drifter!
Hi kids, do you like burning tires?,
Wanna see me pull 6000 k while skidding on the high road?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?
Try to skid and end up in the Goodyear tire pit?
My brain's dead weight,
I'm trying to get my head straight,
but I can't figure out which one of my tires I should disintegrate.
And my techy says "West Drifter you suck at this”
"Nu-uh"
"Then why you running, son the cops aint here yet "
Well since age 5 I've tried to dirft right, could drift left but my ****ing steering wheel was always stuck tight.
Got pissed at my car tore up its tires, DAMN RIGHT!
Replaced them with some brand new Blizzaks, ****ing snow tires wouldn’t even skid, man they were whack.
I smoke a big bowl of NOS, sleep with some female cops.
For longer then it took me to turbo charge my lawn.
"Drift that dude" "Wait man that’s a drifter champion"
I don't give a ****; He cant race me with his tires popped! HAHA!
Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
West Drifter!

I pull up to the starting line, my turbo’s pumping, damn it sounds fine.
Here comes some Evo ready to drift with me
Not my fault that my car loks like it hit a tree.,
I just found out that my car doesn’t have an exhaust,
Instead its made up from debris after I got comfortable with a light post.
****, I’m pumping a hundred through that pipe alone!

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
West Drifter!

Stop the race, I need someone to operate.
My cars not starting, how am I supposed to win at this rate?
**** the Evo’s off, another race lost.
Guess im 0 and 40, Man tell the camera crew to **** off!

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
West Drifter
 
Arminder, pimping it out!!!!!!!

Haha!

Westside, word to your motha!
 
Thats was pimpin 360, i think that one is better than the one i have!!:D
 
Originally posted by blc240sx
I got bored so i decided to show u guys this but i can't take credit for this bcuz it wasn't done by a friend who did it in a subaru forum. So let me know what u think about or if u have any of ur own:D
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MAN ! That is BEAUTIFUL !....
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That's some comedic **** man, You should write another one.;)
 
That's some funny stuff guys. Thanks for the laughs :lol:


///M-Spec
 
haha...get the lyrics for another song. and ill "parodify" it again:p
 
Hahaha both were great, the sad part is its so true.
 
I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than I do,

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this is by far the best part too me.
 
Bravo! :lol:
 
im pretty sure "what" goes before "who"
hi my name is "what", my name is "who" my name is:
slim shady....
 
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