Slow Talker

[TVRKing]

Slow Talker

These two guys meet after not having seen each other
for many many years. The first guy asks the second guy,
"How have things been going?" The second guy - speaking
very slowly.. - tells the first guy, "I
was almost married."
The first guy says in amazement, "Hey, you don't stutter
any more." The answer comes,

" Yes, I went to a doctor
and he told me that if
I speak slowly I will
not stutter."

The first friend congratulates him and then asks again
about how he was almost married.

"Well my fiancee and
I were sitting on her
porch and the dog was
scratching his back
and I told her that when
we are married she can
do that for me and she
threw the ring in my
face"

"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?"
asks the first friend. " Well I speak
so slowly, that by the
time she looked at
the dog, he was licking
his balls"

 

[-Fred-]

:thumbsup:

 

[NocturnalPS]

haha that was a good one

 

[ALPHA]

Unusually spectacular of a laughing frenzy

 

[Shannon]

 

[Kelly]

Like it

 

[Simon Tibbett]