So I was robbed o_0

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Yeah, I would threaten someone with a gun/knife any day, shooting them is another matter, only if I had to.
 
Why theaten them....offer him a beer, fire up the barby, and tell him to get his **** together over a nice t-bone steak ! :cheers:
 
Victor Vance
You canadians must have very friendly burgulars :rolleyes:

(Don't try that in America!!! Especially not New York, LA or any big city)
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I was just thinking that, lol.
 
Not friendly...but come on..if the guy is stealing two old bikes, he's gotta be either really hungry, or really stupid,

(1) he's hungry, sees the oppotunity to have a bbq'd steak, and a beer..damn if he's not going to take you up on it

(2) he's really stupid - you offer him this, confuses the hell out of him....he starts running around in circles, shortly to tire-out, when he is exhausted, smack him with frying pan.....that will take care of that
 
A good way to get the cops out quick is to say you've caught one of the burglars, and your wife is getting medieval on his ass. If there's an assault, they come quickly, because there's more likelihood they can press charges against someone (you, for beating a burglar up).

I have a 4.5 foot long Scimitar in my house. It looks *gosh-darned* scary - but is really a polished blank, stuck into an ornamental pommel with wax. Good laxative though.
 
^ Sounds like it, I prefer my 95 pound german shepherd though ! She's cuddlie with my wife and I, but strangers...DAMN
 
Famine and his Scimitar. Lose the shirt. Burglars will only laugh at you, if you wear that shirt.

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Well I now know it's a 17 year old kid, a friend of my mums was asleep a few nights ago and she heard a noise, went out to the kitchen and saw a 17 year old man just standing there, she yelled "what the fudge are you doing?" and he just turned and climbed out the window and ran. He's probably just looking for drug money.
 
Well we can't touch criminals here in Australia Blake, remember that case last year with the guy who broke into that pub that was closed? The guy hit him with a baseball bat, break-and-enterer got $50,000 and his mum got $16,000 for 'stress'...the law is crazy here.
 
Solid Lifters
Famine and his Scimitar. Lose the shirt. Burglars will only laugh at you, if you wear that shirt.

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Apart from not being called "Kevin G. Summers", that's not a proper scimitar. A scimitar is evenly curved on both sides. I think that's a falchion.
 
You think that's bad. Last Friday, I was coming home from the movies, and there were three police cars and an ambulance right in front of my house. It turned out that five grown men had hit a 14 year-old in the back of his head with a 2x4 and had stolen $3 out of his pocket.
 
Curveball
You think that's bad. Last Friday, I was coming home from the movies, and there were three police cars and an ambulance right in front of my house. It turned out that five grown men had hit a 14 year-old in the back of his head with a 2x4 and had stolen $3 out of his pocket.
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I wonder how they're going to split that. 60 cents each?
 
You should keep a 12 guage under your bed. Keep those criminals at bay. My psychology teacher keeps a 20 guage under her bed. She has a 3 year old and a 1 year old.
 

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