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THIS MAN USED TO ALWAYS WANT TOWIN THE LOTTERY. AND HE USED 2 SAY TO GOD, "GOD PLEASE MAKE ME WIN THE LOTTO" HE WOULD SAY THAT EVERY LOTTERY DRAW, 4 MOST OF HIS LIFE. WHEN HE DIED HE SAID 2 GOD, "GOD WHY DIDN'T U MAKE ME WIN THE LOTTERY?" AND GOD SAID "BECAUSE U NEVR BROUGHT THE LOTTERY TICKET, DUMB ASS" 
ONE DAY A MAN WANTED TO JUMP OUT OF A PLANE, WITH NO PARASHUT BUT NOT USE IT. AND THE INSTRUCTOR SAID 2 HIM THAT HE MUST USE IT, BUT THE MAN SAID, "I BELIEVE IN GOD. GOD WILL SAVE ME." SO HE WENT UP IN A PLANE AND JUMPED OUT WITH ANOTER MAN. BEFORE HE DID HE SAID "I BELIEVE I GOD. GOD WILL SAVE ME."
ABOUT 20sec LATER A HELICOPTER CAME AND THE MAD SAID JUMP IN. BUT HE SAID "NO, I BELIEVE I GOD. GOD WILL SAVE ME" THE OTHER GUY SAID "PULL YOUR CORD" "NO,I BELIEVE IN GOD. GOD WILL SAVE ME" 2000m ANOTHER HELICOPTER CAME AND THE GUY SAID "JUMP IN" "NO. I BELIEVE IN GOD. GOD WILL SAVE ME" 1500m THE GUY SAID "PULL YOUR BLOODY CORD!!!" "NO, I BELIEVE IN GO. GOD WILL SAVE ME" 1000m THE GUY SAID "PULL YOU ****ING CORD!!!!" "NO,I BELIEVE IN GOD.GOD WILL SAVE ME" 500m "IF U DON'T PULL IT NO U WILL DIE, SO I'M PULLING MINE RIGHT NOW!!" HE KEEPED ON FALLING ABOUT 200m 2 GO HE SAY A BOAT. THE GUY SAID "JUMP ON" "NO!! I BELIEVE IN GOD. GOD WILL SAVE ME"
HE KEEPED ON GOING AND FELL IN THE WATER.
WHEN HE WAS IN HEAVEN HE SAID "GOD, WHY DIDN'T U SAVE ME??"
HE SAID "I DID. I WAS THE ONE WHO SENT THE 2 HELICOPTERS AND THE BOAT"
PRETTY FUNNY
ONE DAY A MAN WANTED TO JUMP OUT OF A PLANE, WITH NO PARASHUT BUT NOT USE IT. AND THE INSTRUCTOR SAID 2 HIM THAT HE MUST USE IT, BUT THE MAN SAID, "I BELIEVE IN GOD. GOD WILL SAVE ME." SO HE WENT UP IN A PLANE AND JUMPED OUT WITH ANOTER MAN. BEFORE HE DID HE SAID "I BELIEVE I GOD. GOD WILL SAVE ME."
ABOUT 20sec LATER A HELICOPTER CAME AND THE MAD SAID JUMP IN. BUT HE SAID "NO, I BELIEVE I GOD. GOD WILL SAVE ME" THE OTHER GUY SAID "PULL YOUR CORD" "NO,I BELIEVE IN GOD. GOD WILL SAVE ME" 2000m ANOTHER HELICOPTER CAME AND THE GUY SAID "JUMP IN" "NO. I BELIEVE IN GOD. GOD WILL SAVE ME" 1500m THE GUY SAID "PULL YOUR BLOODY CORD!!!" "NO, I BELIEVE IN GO. GOD WILL SAVE ME" 1000m THE GUY SAID "PULL YOU ****ING CORD!!!!" "NO,I BELIEVE IN GOD.GOD WILL SAVE ME" 500m "IF U DON'T PULL IT NO U WILL DIE, SO I'M PULLING MINE RIGHT NOW!!" HE KEEPED ON FALLING ABOUT 200m 2 GO HE SAY A BOAT. THE GUY SAID "JUMP ON" "NO!! I BELIEVE IN GOD. GOD WILL SAVE ME"
HE KEEPED ON GOING AND FELL IN THE WATER.
WHEN HE WAS IN HEAVEN HE SAID "GOD, WHY DIDN'T U SAVE ME??"
HE SAID "I DID. I WAS THE ONE WHO SENT THE 2 HELICOPTERS AND THE BOAT"
PRETTY FUNNY
Nice pic! :thumbsup:
funny stuff!
