Some Of My Random Thoughts (Girls & Mind Reading)

Rumple Foreskin

Rumple Foreskin

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What the hell is it with women?

At what point in their life do they come up with the idea that men can read their minds?:confused:

Another little story.

Recently my girl (ex-girl now) came to the cottage with me. I expected to have fun by playing in the sand, maybe laying in the sun, maybe a little hanky-panky in the water touching her boobs and stuff, you know all the normal beach crap you do. Well, stupid me for thinking that I can have fun aparantly.

We are there for 10 mins, just started setting up everything we would need for a good day at the beach, her with her umbrella, me with a case of beer and dark tinted sunglasses. (If you dont know what is up with the glasses then either you are gay, or you are much more strong willed than I am) So 10 mins into it all 2 very lovely ladies approach me. I sit up so fast that the sand under my back turned into glass. they want me to take them for a spin on the Jet-Ski. Maybe a bit of water skiing. I look over at my girl, then look at them, then look at my girl and I know what i have to say . "Sure":) I tell them. I get them loaded onto the Sea-Doo and have our innocent fun, blah blah blah. And here is where the trouble starts. I get back and my girl is calm. I say Hi she says hi back. She is not looking at me, not getting me a beer when i tell her to. I know something is up. She is doing that girly crying on the inside, but smiling on the outside thing. I ask her " What the **** is up with you?!" She looks at me and says "nothing" and then runs into the cottage.

Now what the hell is that? Obviously you are lying girl. If you dont tell me what the hell you are thinking I dont know what the hell you are thinking! What is so hard about that concept? Do I look like Ms. Cleo here? I dont have a freaking crystal ball inmy living room that I sit around and try to figure out what the hell you are thinking. Why the hell can they not ever just come out and tell me what the hell is going through their peanut?:confused:

I dont expect her to red my mind, if I got something to say i will say it.


Freaks:rolleyes:
 
That's called jealousy. Absolutely normal human feeling.

And women never say what their problem is, it's no big deal, most of the time you end up figuring it out.
 
Or maybe she wanted you to say no to the girls, because she was expecting you to chose her over them.
 
I think she's just... pissed at you that you actually did it... Girls never show what they want you to do.... They 'expect' you to be able to read their minds on the very first look... *very odd..*
 
Originally posted by Tercel_driver
Or maybe she wanted you to say no to the girls, because she was expecting you to chose her over them.
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BINGO! Get this man a prize.

Well Rumble, put yourself in her position. I doubt you would be very pleased if she ran off with 2 other guy's. Even if you had no intention of doing anything devious with those 2 girls, just the mere fact that you spent your time with them over your girl got here pissed off and rightfully so if you ask me.

Whether you understand it or not, you screwed up there man. You need to understand that women and men use very different lines of logic and the logics are virtually incompatable with eachother until you have installed a "patch" for a particular problem. That "patch" is made when we screw up, screwing up just like you did. So now we learn what not to do in the future.

All patched up. :)
 
Or I drop the b*tch and date the 2 hoes at the same time :)

I dont care about love or making my girl happy anymore, i used to but not now

Now I just want boobs. And the way i saw it was that 2 pairs of boobs were better than the 1 set of b*tchy boobs back on the beach waiting for me
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
Or I drop the b*tch and date the 2 hoes at the same time :)

I dont care about love or making my girl happy anymore, i used to but not now

Now I just want boobs. And the way i saw it was that 2 pairs of boobs were better than the 1 set of b*tchy boobs back on the beach waiting for me
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Oops! sum1 has been burnt in the past.

anyhow, if you cant figure out where you went wrong then there is no hope for any future relationships.

girl = think not with doodle :p

whatever gets ya thru the day m8 :)
 
If you took them out on the jet ski, you should have hit that **** HARD, don't play stupid, you know you were in **** with her when you got back, girls are like that. You might as well have done something wrong because you were in **** as soon as you double guessed saying 'no'.
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
Or I drop the b*tch and date the 2 hoes at the same time :)

I dont care about love or making my girl happy anymore, i used to but not now

Now I just want boobs. And the way i saw it was that 2 pairs of boobs were better than the 1 set of b*tchy boobs back on the beach waiting for me
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That's fine, and it's an alternate path you can take. But then take it, and don't worry about what your original girlfriend thinks. If you try to do both at the same time, you'll just hurt her and yourself, and piss the both of you off. Pick one or the other, bud, and run with it.

I have to back everything boom said.
 
Originally posted by Tercel_driver
Or maybe she wanted you to say no to the girls, because she was expecting you to chose her over them.
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Correct.

Now I just want boobs. And the way i saw it was that 2 pairs of boobs were better than the 1 set of b*tchy boobs back on the beach waiting for me
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Nothing wrong with that either. But youhave to remember that there are consequences to your actions.
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
She is not looking at me, not getting me a beer when i tell her to
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'Nuff said.
 
Originally posted by Famine
'Nuff said.
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Yeah, I noted that too, but I thought it was obvious enough that it didn't need to be commented upon.
 
Maybe he meant "asked her" like "Hey, can you get me a beer?"? Or something? I dont know.
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
What the hell is it with women?

She is not looking at me, not getting me a beer when i tell her to. I know something is up.
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:lol:
that just cracks me up!!!!

try asking instead... but when she is actually not upset.
 
Yeah im a boob man myself.... dont get me wrong i like that ass too though.:p
 
Next time don't be a jerk with her though. You take girlfriends for granted.
 
Originally posted by NocturnalPS
Yeah im a boob man myself.... dont get me wrong i like that ass too though.:p
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:lol: :lol: There is girls/women that visit this site, isnt there? :confused: :lol:
 
Originally posted by miniMADness
:lol: :lol: There is girls/women that visit this site, isnt there? :confused: :lol:
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well if they want they can post what they like as well :P
 
Well, no, we're not supposedto be able to read their minds. If we could read minds, can you imagine how screwed up this world would be (even moreso than now...)? I, for one, am glad not to be able to read peoples' minds and glad that they can't read mine (they wouldn't like what they read if they could read it). In order for a relationship to be able to really fly, communication has to be present. A relationship with no communication is like a person with no air; it crumbles and dies quickly. No advice from my point, seeing as how this isn't asking for advice. We will never be able to understand women, and they, although they think it, will never be able to understand us.
 
Originally posted by Jpec07
and they, although they think it, will never be able to understand us.
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im not so sure about that. :odd:
it always seems they understand me more than i understand them
 
Originally posted by epic
I suggest you get one of these.
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A spare MUTE button, how thoughtful!
 
:lol: just incase the other one dies of too much useage
 
Originally posted by Jpec07
In order for a relationship to be able to really fly, communication has to be present. A relationship with no communication is like a person with no air; it crumbles and dies quickly. No advice from my point, seeing as how this isn't asking for advice. We will never be able to understand women, and they, although they think it, will never be able to understand us. [/B]
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haha, so true...here's my opinion though

yea, communication must be present, it's always the women that bring up the topic. they always say communication is the key, but THEY NEVER COMMUNICATE. they expect guys to know their feelings but we CAN'T know unless they tell us.
 
Oh jesus. Don't get me started with my girlfriend.

When she gets upset (she gets upset over the stupidest little thing), she expects me to know eactly what to do to make her feel better. Then if i don't do something right, or i don't do anything at all, she gets even more upset. I'm like a dog chasing my tail. I'm never going to get it.

Her and her dad always get in arguments because of the whole "psychic" crap too. Just the other day, her dad asks her a simple question regarding her brothers and if they are going to come down for her birthday. Originally they werent going to because they had plans of their own, she told her dad, he was ok. She then proceeds to call her mom and ask if shes coming. She says yes. Her dad asks her to ask if there is any change in her brothers coming. She ignores him. Then she gets off the phone, her dad asks (exact words) "Is there any change in your brothers coming down?" - All of a sudden she gets upset and is like "I told you earlier. They're not coming down. Jesus." In a really snappy tone. Her dad kinda gets a little edgy and was like "I was asking if there was any change since you just talked to her," and then less than 5 seconds afterwards she has a tizzy fit and starts an arguement and storms off into her room.

Later her dad was explaining that all he wanted to know is if there was any real change since she talked to her mom on the phone, not before. She's like "Well i already told you! They werent coming for sure! blablabla..", dads like "Well i was just checking!!" - "You dont have to! I already know they're not coming for sure!" - "Well i don't know that! How the hell am i supposed to know if you dont TELL ME!"

Thus, the whole psychic crap. Gah. It's just a stupid girl thing.
 
Originally posted by Small_Fryz
im not so sure about that. :odd:
it always seems they understand me more than i understand them
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It's all guess-work. When it comes to the other gender they are with no doubt as clueless as if not more clueless than we are. In general Women are afraid to make mistakes, and Men are willing to plough right through a situation. However, when things turn to the other gender, Men and Women switch roles. This is because the women have more control in the relationship than in the real world, and so assert themselves more whereas men just lost some control, and so are now afraid to mess up. Note: this is only in a good rrelationship. Advice in general that should help is to take the incentive, and write down everything (that way the girl doesn't get upset when you don't remember). Sorry if I'm a tad bit off topic...
 
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