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Not that going to a concert is anything special, but this one is different for me. I am going to see Shania Twain tommorow at the A.C.C. in Toronto.
Now, that is totaly freaky for me to go see that cause my CD library consists of artists like Slipknot, KoRn, 50 Cent, Jurassic 5, AC/DC and various techno tunes. I do not listen to country music at all.
I dunno, I think that if I see one guy with a cowboy hat and a pair of **** kickers on I am going to have to put my foot up his ass. Were not exactly living in the wild wild west here anymore partner, you can put the belt buckle down.
I am not even sure how to act at a concert like this. I am used to heavy metal scenes where you jump back and forth and try to knock people unconscious seeing if you can break your record from the previous concert. Tommorow do I just stand there looking at Shania? Do fling my hat in the air and say "Yee Haw!" while pretending to lasso a calf? Do I act like a big wiener and sing along at the top of my lungs?
I am only going for a girl. (stupid me for saying yes)
I cant weasel my way outta this one either. Maybe if I crack open a 24 of molson and get blotto before I get there I will be able to have fun? Or, maybe if I shove Q-tips in my ears really hard bursting my ear drums right before I get there I wont have to listen to Shania droning on and on and I might enjoy my night simply for the fact that there will be a lot of chicks there. 
Shania is lucky she's a M.I.L.F. (if you dont know what a MILF is then you need a lesson in not being such a dork... get a clue here people ) I can't stand her music, it is all just.....uhh..... crap. I Think that pretty much sums it up. Yep, sums it up nicely if I say so myself. 
The only redeeming thing about it all is that I am 4th row from the front. I will be making sure I get lots of nice pictures of her ass. Oh Yeah!
Gotta love her ass.
Uh, so this is just some crap that is on my mind right now. Thought I would share.
Now, that is totaly freaky for me to go see that cause my CD library consists of artists like Slipknot, KoRn, 50 Cent, Jurassic 5, AC/DC and various techno tunes. I do not listen to country music at all.
I dunno, I think that if I see one guy with a cowboy hat and a pair of **** kickers on I am going to have to put my foot up his ass. Were not exactly living in the wild wild west here anymore partner, you can put the belt buckle down.
I am not even sure how to act at a concert like this. I am used to heavy metal scenes where you jump back and forth and try to knock people unconscious seeing if you can break your record from the previous concert. Tommorow do I just stand there looking at Shania? Do fling my hat in the air and say "Yee Haw!" while pretending to lasso a calf? Do I act like a big wiener and sing along at the top of my lungs?
I am only going for a girl. (stupid me for saying yes)
I cant weasel my way outta this one either. Maybe if I crack open a 24 of molson and get blotto before I get there I will be able to have fun? Or, maybe if I shove Q-tips in my ears really hard bursting my ear drums right before I get there I wont have to listen to Shania droning on and on and I might enjoy my night simply for the fact that there will be a lot of chicks there. Shania is lucky she's a M.I.L.F. (if you dont know what a MILF is then you need a lesson in not being such a dork... get a clue here people
) I can't stand her music, it is all just.....uhh..... crap. I Think that pretty much sums it up. Yep, sums it up nicely if I say so myself. The only redeeming thing about it all is that I am 4th row from the front. I will be making sure I get lots of nice pictures of her ass. Oh Yeah!
Gotta love her ass. Uh, so this is just some crap that is on my mind right now. Thought I would share.
Sure would be!