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- SeismicGravy
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems
worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more
like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (oh yes, in my next life, I want to be a )
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death. (I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home......maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's
head off. ("Hi Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field. 30 minutes...(damn lucky
pig...can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on
the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my
next life.....quality over quantity.)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to
know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmm........that's
why females are stronger .. in arguments, that is !!)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the
difference?)
Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be
a good thing....)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to
figure that out? & where do you get a black light)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people who
are like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig? A 30 minute orgasm and no pleasure? .. come of it!!)
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems
worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more
like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (oh yes, in my next life, I want to be a )
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death. (I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home......maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's
head off. ("Hi Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field. 30 minutes...(damn lucky
pig...can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on
the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my
next life.....quality over quantity.)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to
know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmm........that's
why females are stronger .. in arguments, that is !!)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the
difference?)
Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be
a good thing....)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to
figure that out? & where do you get a black light)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people who
are like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig? A 30 minute orgasm and no pleasure? .. come of it!!)
!!!
