Something i heard a while ago

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This man gets in an amazing car crash that leaves him with ivs and breathing through a tube.

The doctor saw that he could die any day, so he brings in a priest.

The priest comes up to the man, drips some holy water on him, and blesses him. Then the man gives the priest a note.

The priest folds up the note wihtout reading it and sticks it in his pocket, when he looks up the man is dead.

So the family decides to let the priest do the funeral, and the priest says, "i have this mans last words right here in my pocket."

The priest takes out hte note and reads it aloud, "Your standing on my oxygen cord."

-Vash
 

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