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Something To Offend Damn-Near Everyone
1) What's the Cuban national anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
2) Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
3) Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded
baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong."
4) What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter
than the other?
A speech impediment.
5) What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is
flying at half mast?
They're hiring.
6) Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
Because they're not going to work in the future, either.
7) Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying, "Yo"
8) What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under
each arm?
A pimp.
9) Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the
car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses
it.
10) What's the difference between a southern zoo and a
northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the
front of the cage, along with a recipe.
11) How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say ****?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
12) What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a
southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this
****.
1) What's the Cuban national anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
2) Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
3) Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded
baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong."
4) What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter
than the other?
A speech impediment.
5) What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is
flying at half mast?
They're hiring.
6) Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
Because they're not going to work in the future, either.
7) Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying, "Yo"
8) What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under
each arm?
A pimp.
9) Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the
car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses
it.
10) What's the difference between a southern zoo and a
northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the
front of the cage, along with a recipe.
11) How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say ****?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
12) What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a
southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this
****.
