Son's Beloved ps2 for punishment

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I thought this was really funny even though it was a bit poorly written

Selling son's beloved ps2 for punisment

It was a glory day when my son received his Play Station 2. This beloved machine was his prize possession. He played, if not for hours at a time. When he would not take care of anything else, but he took care of this little treasure of his. Ground him, take away phone privileges………….anything but this PS2.



UP FOR AUCTION OR

FOR SALE DUE TO PUNISHMENT
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if he were my kid, id shoot him











































































j/k
 
The father, after claiming that he smarter than his son, (who would have been wearing his rectum as a collar if he was my kid) spelled "recoup" wrong.

I have a 6'1" 280lb line backer for a son. Not even my oldest.
We have an understanding. He may be the biggest "dog on the porch" but I'm the baddest "dog on the porch"!
 
911_Carrera I wouldn't take away his PS2.
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Your saying you wouldn't take Gareth Shoulder's PS2? Wuss :lol:

Just sell one game at a time, first 'worms', then auto modellista and then finally GT3 and GTA:VC (if he has them).
Actually, judging by that fact theres no games being sold he has probably done that already.
 
I have a 6'1" 280lb line backer for a son. Not even my oldest.
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Pfft... You sound like my dad, The only problem is my dad still beats my ass

P.S. Not in an abuse way I always start it and he finishes it.
 
Originally posted by Squid
Pfft... You sound like my dad, The only problem is my dad still beats my ass

P.S. Not in an abuse way I always start it and he finishes it.
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Listen to the Garth Brooks tune: "The night I called the Old Man out"...
That pretty much sums it up.

Keep in mind that I'm not too far off the boy's size. He's got maybe an inch or so and 10 lb. on me.

But the child in the story that sparked this thing. I would probably have to take some drastic action.
I might not take his PS2. But I would find some hot, dirty, sweaty back-breaking work for the boy.
 
Ok first of all who leaves a 13 year old boy home alone with his friends at 11:30? ...strike one on the father..Leaving out expensive champagne instead of in a safe place like my dad puts it under the bath tub...(but he doesnt care that we know we're old enough to know better) but anyway strike two on the dad.....
Selling the PS2? my dad will just break stuff in my room then make me pay to fix it or take away something i need like my backpack full of textbooks then make me goto school for 2 weeks with out it....and thats strike three!! and HE'S OUTTA THERE!!!
 
Fair Trade from my point of view, kid took stuff from the dad (stuff he shouldn't have nonetheless). Anyway I can say that I hope he learns his lesson (I only wish I could've bid on it).
 
Originally posted by Gil
I might not take his PS2. But I would find some hot, dirty, sweaty back-breaking work for the boy.
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Ok now you sound alot like my dad, Everytime I get in trouble I end up doin some hard ass work that takes the whole summer to complete.
 
Originally posted by Squid
Ok now you sound alot like my dad, Everytime I get in trouble I end up doin some hard ass work that takes the whole summer to complete.
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It's even better if you "pay" for the work, and then take your restitution out of the pay.
Teaches the "value" of hard work.
This is how much work, at "X-dollars per hour" that it costs to replace what you've ruined/destroyed.
Wholly a better lesson than "boot to ass".
 
Big lag double post. :O

*EDIT - Making it useful.

Here is the bit that makes me think that it's written by the mother:


Here is the kicker…………..Husband finds the corkscrew in the floor and part of a cork in the floor. Ask son who is play his beloved Play Station 2 if he has any thing he would like to tell us?
Son- “No”
Dad- “Really?
Son- “No”
Dad- “what did you use this corkscrew for?”
Son- “To open the beer.”
Dad- “What about this cork?”
Son- “What cork?”
Dad- “This cork.”
Son “Oh, THAT cork. I drank some wine too.”
Dad- “Well I hope you enjoyed that because it cost $120.00 a bottle!”
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