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Guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says hes sending a friend over to look at a horse How will I recognize him?
Thats easy, hes a midget with a speech impediment So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if hes looking for a male or female horse.
A female horth. So he shows him a prized filly.
Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horses eyes the once Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horses ears.
Nith earzth. can I see her mouf?
The rancher is gettin pretty pissed off by this point,But he picks him up again and shows him the horses mouth.
Nice mouf, can I see her ****?
Totally pissed at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arm and rams the midgets head as far as he can up the horses ****, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
Perhapth I should rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdle bit?
Thats easy, hes a midget with a speech impediment So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if hes looking for a male or female horse.
A female horth. So he shows him a prized filly.
Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horses eyes the once Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horses ears.
Nith earzth. can I see her mouf?
The rancher is gettin pretty pissed off by this point,But he picks him up again and shows him the horses mouth.
Nice mouf, can I see her ****?
Totally pissed at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arm and rams the midgets head as far as he can up the horses ****, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
Perhapth I should rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdle bit?
