Stop

[barryf1fan]

A guy drives through a stop sign and gets caught by a
Policeman.
Cop says, "License and registration, please."
Guy says, "What for?"
Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Guy says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop, license and
registration, please."
Guy says, 'What's the difference?"
Cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete
stop. License and registration, PLEASE!"

Guy says, "If you can show me the difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration."

Cop says, "Exit your vehicle, sir." At this point, the cop takes
out his Billy club and starts beating the hell out of the guy
and says, "Do you want me to -- slow down or stop?

 

[Saleen Man]

Good one.:thumbsup:

 

[barryf1fan]

Originally posted by Saleen Man
Good one.:thumbsup:

I liked it, I just hope Rodney King doesn't read this. Boy, would this piss him off.

 

[Saleen Man]

Originally posted by barryf1fan


I liked it, I just hope Rodney King doesn't read this. Boy, would this piss him off.

That's for sure.

 

[made in holland]

Originally posted by barryf1fan


I liked it, I just hope Rodney King doesn't read this. Boy, would this piss him off.

You'd be in deep **** if he reads this

 

[LoudMusic]

Dude pulled an attituide. I'd have beat the hell out of him too. That's what we need ... more people getting the **** beat out of them when they break the law unsuccessfully, and complain about it.

Example: http://forums.gtplanet.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9804

He needs a good ****-kicking.

~LoudMusic

 

[troy]

I am an ass to all adults who i sense a little attidude from them.

 

[whitez]

 

[SandStorm]

Who is Rodney King?
Good joke, by the way! :thumbsup:

 

[slip2rock]

Superb!



Oh yeah, King was a black guy that got dragged out of his motor by a bunch of cops (white ?) they beat the hell out of him then left. Thing was that some guy was trying out his new camcorder over the road at the time, slapped wrists all round for the cops. Various groups got annoyed and there were a couple of riots over it.....

 

[fermy88]

 

[GilesGuthrie]

Originally posted by slip2rock
Oh yeah, King was a black guy that got dragged out of his motor by a bunch of cops (white ?) they beat the hell out of him then left. Thing was that some guy was trying out his new camcorder over the road at the time, slapped wrists all round for the cops. Various groups got annoyed and there were a couple of riots over it.....

You are the master of understatement!

 

[Dudebusta]

i remember dr dre saying something about him and rodney king in **** the police part 2. now i know what he meant.

good joke too

 

[Sage]

King took place in LA, correct?

That aside, funny.