Gee, the media was never like this when Micheal was just a single 22-year-old living alone with his puppy in Kerpen, Germany. Have times changed that much in 10 years?
I've heard of motor racing tabloids, but this crap about Ralf has been circulating for some time now...he just needs to ignore the media and maybe take a tip or two from Schuey the Elder on handling the media.
Either that, or maybe Eddie Irvine can get him some dating tips.