A few of my friends wrote this together...ONLY funny if you're into street fighter.
Low Budget Fighters: 2004
Background:
All through the 1990's, a major video game developer by the name of Camcop, was ruling the video game industry with innovation after innovation. These guys had some brilliant and fresh ideas in the early 1990's but seemed to just rehash their top-tier franchises to the point of sickness. The result? In March of 2001, they went bankrupt and shut-down their once incredible video game development community. Meanwhile, a hard-core Camcop fan named Ury, totally taken aback by the shut-down, decided to do something about it. It just so happens that this hard-core fan had also become one of the richest stock market tycoons in all of Japan. He offered his help to former Camcop members in the form of money and fresh ideas. Camcop was back in bussines by late 2003. Sorta. It seems that interactive entertainment is really expensive to produce and Ury couldn't provide anywhere near the amount Camcop needed to retain the quality in their software. Camcop decided to go ahead with a new project anyway, even with the limited production values. In the end, the low budget sort of showed in the first finished product, but Camcop was proud of themselves. Now, let's take a look at the first low budget game to be finished by the newly reunited Camcop with the help of Ury.
Genre:
Similar to Camcop's major franchise in the 1990's, Fighting Street, Low Budget Fighters: 2004 implements the same gameplay engine while the visuals and characters reflect a low budget game. The game will be released on the Macrohard Zbox and the Snoy Playarea 2.
Game Setup:
Life Bars: Appear to be made out of cardboard while a man sits behind it on the catwalk with scissors to cut off the lost sections.
Timer: A rather large stop-watch that frequently stops working for a second or two. Sometimes, it doesn't start at all and an employee of Camcop must use the catwalk to hit the start button. Life Bar managers sometimes try to start it resulting in a life bar dropped to the ground.
Super Meters: A small grease board, wider than it is tall, sits at the bottom of the screen. As the characters gain Super Combo priveliges, a Camcop employee uses a colored marker to draw a line representing how much of the meter has filled. As the characters use up the meters, the Super Meter managers erase the used portion. Every now and then, the SM manager's marker will dry out leaving the character it represents no access to super combos until the SM manager receives a new marker.
Bonus Messages:
First Attack: Always appears late. Sometimes toward the end of the round.
Finish: Sometimes appears early, but sometimes after the second match begins.
Air Combo: "Air" is frequently spelled wrong.
Combos: 1-hit: oops! that's not a combo.(very rare)
2-hit: meh...
3-hit: you suck!
4-hit: My Grandma (sign 2)could do (sign 3)better than (sign 4)that!
5-hit: umm...very nice
6-hit: neato!
7-hit: Wowee!
8-hit: cool!
9-hit: cooler!
10-hit: cold!
11-15 hit: that sure was (sign 2) umm.... (sign 3)good!
16-20 hit: Kick ass!
21-25 hit: that was frikkin' awesome!
26-50 hit: you must cheat!
50+ hit: Calm down you freakin' dork!
Characters:
Fighter Man: A nomad of sorts that travels the continents with his single bag of microwavable burritos looking for a worthy rival. He is very modest and never shows any emotions. He has short brown hair and is about 5'11" with a solid build. He wears a white Gi with a red head-band and is always up for a competition-style fight. He has spent many minutes mastering the Kenhado(a burst of fire-looking stuff from his hands). He is best described as the main character of LBF:2001 and a solid, all-around fighter.
Fighting Man: A super playboy, Fighting Man is an egotistical bad-ass with his world revolving around himself and his wife, who he cheats on often. He fights for money and fame which is a key reason as to why Fighter Man has made a rival out of him even though they had trained together for many, many, many, many, many, many, many...............hours. Fighting Man is revered as the master of the Kenshoryu (a rising punch that explodes into flamey-looking stuff on the way). He is a fighter rivaling the skill if Fighter Man if not a bit more aggresive.
Batman: After a tough struggle playing for the Nye Mets(my favorite hit-the-ball-and-run-in-a-circle squadron) a fan beat the crap out of him for letting the Mets lose. Batman only caught a glimpse of the attacker but it was enough for him to spend the rest of his life tracking him down (yeah, what an uptight guy). Batman's weapon of choice is hardly ordinary but it works. It's a bat. A flimsy plastic Pisher-Frice one. He can't afford a better one since he got kicked off of his hit-the-ball-and-run-in-a-circle squadron. He is a pudgy man weighing in at about 350lb and standing at a majestic 5'3". He wears a Nigh Mets Squadron player-coverer. Let's hope the best for this overly anal-retentive bastard.
Bulby: How do we even begin to describe this freak? He has the body of an tall, under-fed basement nerd while his head is a ridicoulusly large light bulb. At the start of the match, his bulb sports a healthy (literally) glow. As the fight progresses, his bulb loses luminance. He is KO'd when his opponent manages to burst his head open, leaving shards of glass on the ground. One of his notable moves is his "pull-string tangle". Bulby whips his pull-cord (a weak thread) around in circles only to "lasso" the opponent. A very effective move to put Bulby in the postion you want him in....unless the opponent overpowers Bulby and pulls the pull-string until Bulby's head shut's off. Thus rendering him blind until he fiddles around enough to pull the string again. I think we'll stop there.
Jeeves: Popular, as an internet search engine, Jeeves makes his first appearance in video games as an outraged butler that has been recently fired. After many years of serving Fran Drescher, he has acquired the skill of silverware hurling. His weapon of choice is his food tray which returns after each succesful throw. Before each match, he can be seen with his bulter friend, Alfred. Although, he has become an extremely skilled fighter he still feels the need to perform his daily chores. He's a fairly tall man with a balding head and a towel slung over his arm. He is always dressed up in a black tux with some fancy lookin' leather shoes. He will also frequntly serve his opponent a cup of coffee or tea. A fighter worthy to be in LBF:2001.
Mr. Carrot: He is a thirty-five year old unemployed single man. He loves children and came up with many other holiday sidekicks. Such as Mr. Present (Christmas), Lenny the Lighter (4th of July), and Mickey Mashed potatoes (Thanksgiving). None of those however were as succesful as the Easter Bunny's funny sidekick Mr. Carrot. He has turned to fighting because he was sick of the Easter Bunny taking all the credit...........and he was gnawing on him a lot. During one of his many signature moves, he burrows underground and sprouts up right underneath his opponent. Best described as an upright walking carrot, Mr. Carrot is nothing more than a man in a poorly made carrot suit on which the zipper is always visible. When mom says eat your vegetables you had better hope he is not on your plate.
Housewife Man: This "man of the family" is actually the woman, since his wife is the one with the high-paying office job. Eventually, he got tired of taking care of his damn wiener kids 24-7 and killed them. When his wife came home to the tragedy she kicked the crap out of him, sued, and disowned him. He has never recovered from that day and continues to build his fighting skills while doing what he feels obliged to do. Clean. Always wearing a pink apron, yellow rubber gloves and a hair net, he can burn the opponents eyes with his large selection of disinfectants and household cleaners. His signature weapon is a mop doused in Extra-strength cleaner called Mrs. Shiny. He is an extremely well-built man standing at nearly 6'6" with bulging biceps.
Ball Man: After many years as an elemeantary school gym teacher, Ball Man couldnt take the flashbacks of his terrible childhood when he had lived in a Chuck E. Cheese ball pit until he was about 24. He is now legally insane and carries multiple athletic balls with him at all times. He fights because he thinks everyone that looks at him is trying to pop his balls. A notable weapon would be his basketball, which he can throw at speeds nearly exceeding his arm's capabilities(about 12mph). He is an eighty-four year old man usually wearing mismatched nylon athletic shorts and a sports jacket. Were not sure how he got signed up for the Low Budget Fighters:2001 tournament but we dont want to get hit by a basketball or anything else in his incredibly dumb arsenal.
Running with Snails: Fat indian. Slow but strong. Nuff said.
Knick-Knack Man(real name undetermined): This guy is truly the text book definition of insane. During one of his daily Yard sales Knick-Knack Man discovered that his most prized possession (which is also still unknown). You see, he developed a horrible stutter after discovering the tragedy. At any rate, this crazy freak is outting the blame on anyone and everyone. Trinket Man, Knik-Knack Mans best friend, encouraged him to sign up for LBF:2001. To tell you the truth I dont see how this will solve his problem, but it is acctually incredabley funny to watch him fight. Knick-Knack Man has some of the oddest things that may be used as a weapon that one could only imagine. Well for example,a computer mouse. This little item is most likely used as a lasso of some sort ,but with this fruit cake who can even begin to tell.
Construction man(pending): This ex construction worker was tired of being rejected by all the women walking by his site. So in an effort to relieve his frustration and get some women he joined the fighting scene. His build and endurance make for a good fighter. He can also shoot a nail with pin-point accuracy. He also makes good use of his tools include: hammers, wrenchs, and if hes mad enough even a wrecking ball.
Low Budget Fighters: 2004
Background:
All through the 1990's, a major video game developer by the name of Camcop, was ruling the video game industry with innovation after innovation. These guys had some brilliant and fresh ideas in the early 1990's but seemed to just rehash their top-tier franchises to the point of sickness. The result? In March of 2001, they went bankrupt and shut-down their once incredible video game development community. Meanwhile, a hard-core Camcop fan named Ury, totally taken aback by the shut-down, decided to do something about it. It just so happens that this hard-core fan had also become one of the richest stock market tycoons in all of Japan. He offered his help to former Camcop members in the form of money and fresh ideas. Camcop was back in bussines by late 2003. Sorta. It seems that interactive entertainment is really expensive to produce and Ury couldn't provide anywhere near the amount Camcop needed to retain the quality in their software. Camcop decided to go ahead with a new project anyway, even with the limited production values. In the end, the low budget sort of showed in the first finished product, but Camcop was proud of themselves. Now, let's take a look at the first low budget game to be finished by the newly reunited Camcop with the help of Ury.
Genre:
Similar to Camcop's major franchise in the 1990's, Fighting Street, Low Budget Fighters: 2004 implements the same gameplay engine while the visuals and characters reflect a low budget game. The game will be released on the Macrohard Zbox and the Snoy Playarea 2.
Game Setup:
Life Bars: Appear to be made out of cardboard while a man sits behind it on the catwalk with scissors to cut off the lost sections.
Timer: A rather large stop-watch that frequently stops working for a second or two. Sometimes, it doesn't start at all and an employee of Camcop must use the catwalk to hit the start button. Life Bar managers sometimes try to start it resulting in a life bar dropped to the ground.
Super Meters: A small grease board, wider than it is tall, sits at the bottom of the screen. As the characters gain Super Combo priveliges, a Camcop employee uses a colored marker to draw a line representing how much of the meter has filled. As the characters use up the meters, the Super Meter managers erase the used portion. Every now and then, the SM manager's marker will dry out leaving the character it represents no access to super combos until the SM manager receives a new marker.
Bonus Messages:
First Attack: Always appears late. Sometimes toward the end of the round.
Finish: Sometimes appears early, but sometimes after the second match begins.
Air Combo: "Air" is frequently spelled wrong.
Combos: 1-hit: oops! that's not a combo.(very rare)
2-hit: meh...
3-hit: you suck!
4-hit: My Grandma (sign 2)could do (sign 3)better than (sign 4)that!
5-hit: umm...very nice
6-hit: neato!
7-hit: Wowee!
8-hit: cool!
9-hit: cooler!
10-hit: cold!
11-15 hit: that sure was (sign 2) umm.... (sign 3)good!
16-20 hit: Kick ass!
21-25 hit: that was frikkin' awesome!
26-50 hit: you must cheat!
50+ hit: Calm down you freakin' dork!
Characters:
Fighter Man: A nomad of sorts that travels the continents with his single bag of microwavable burritos looking for a worthy rival. He is very modest and never shows any emotions. He has short brown hair and is about 5'11" with a solid build. He wears a white Gi with a red head-band and is always up for a competition-style fight. He has spent many minutes mastering the Kenhado(a burst of fire-looking stuff from his hands). He is best described as the main character of LBF:2001 and a solid, all-around fighter.
Fighting Man: A super playboy, Fighting Man is an egotistical bad-ass with his world revolving around himself and his wife, who he cheats on often. He fights for money and fame which is a key reason as to why Fighter Man has made a rival out of him even though they had trained together for many, many, many, many, many, many, many...............hours. Fighting Man is revered as the master of the Kenshoryu (a rising punch that explodes into flamey-looking stuff on the way). He is a fighter rivaling the skill if Fighter Man if not a bit more aggresive.
Batman: After a tough struggle playing for the Nye Mets(my favorite hit-the-ball-and-run-in-a-circle squadron) a fan beat the crap out of him for letting the Mets lose. Batman only caught a glimpse of the attacker but it was enough for him to spend the rest of his life tracking him down (yeah, what an uptight guy). Batman's weapon of choice is hardly ordinary but it works. It's a bat. A flimsy plastic Pisher-Frice one. He can't afford a better one since he got kicked off of his hit-the-ball-and-run-in-a-circle squadron. He is a pudgy man weighing in at about 350lb and standing at a majestic 5'3". He wears a Nigh Mets Squadron player-coverer. Let's hope the best for this overly anal-retentive bastard.
Bulby: How do we even begin to describe this freak? He has the body of an tall, under-fed basement nerd while his head is a ridicoulusly large light bulb. At the start of the match, his bulb sports a healthy (literally) glow. As the fight progresses, his bulb loses luminance. He is KO'd when his opponent manages to burst his head open, leaving shards of glass on the ground. One of his notable moves is his "pull-string tangle". Bulby whips his pull-cord (a weak thread) around in circles only to "lasso" the opponent. A very effective move to put Bulby in the postion you want him in....unless the opponent overpowers Bulby and pulls the pull-string until Bulby's head shut's off. Thus rendering him blind until he fiddles around enough to pull the string again. I think we'll stop there.
Jeeves: Popular, as an internet search engine, Jeeves makes his first appearance in video games as an outraged butler that has been recently fired. After many years of serving Fran Drescher, he has acquired the skill of silverware hurling. His weapon of choice is his food tray which returns after each succesful throw. Before each match, he can be seen with his bulter friend, Alfred. Although, he has become an extremely skilled fighter he still feels the need to perform his daily chores. He's a fairly tall man with a balding head and a towel slung over his arm. He is always dressed up in a black tux with some fancy lookin' leather shoes. He will also frequntly serve his opponent a cup of coffee or tea. A fighter worthy to be in LBF:2001.
Mr. Carrot: He is a thirty-five year old unemployed single man. He loves children and came up with many other holiday sidekicks. Such as Mr. Present (Christmas), Lenny the Lighter (4th of July), and Mickey Mashed potatoes (Thanksgiving). None of those however were as succesful as the Easter Bunny's funny sidekick Mr. Carrot. He has turned to fighting because he was sick of the Easter Bunny taking all the credit...........and he was gnawing on him a lot. During one of his many signature moves, he burrows underground and sprouts up right underneath his opponent. Best described as an upright walking carrot, Mr. Carrot is nothing more than a man in a poorly made carrot suit on which the zipper is always visible. When mom says eat your vegetables you had better hope he is not on your plate.
Housewife Man: This "man of the family" is actually the woman, since his wife is the one with the high-paying office job. Eventually, he got tired of taking care of his damn wiener kids 24-7 and killed them. When his wife came home to the tragedy she kicked the crap out of him, sued, and disowned him. He has never recovered from that day and continues to build his fighting skills while doing what he feels obliged to do. Clean. Always wearing a pink apron, yellow rubber gloves and a hair net, he can burn the opponents eyes with his large selection of disinfectants and household cleaners. His signature weapon is a mop doused in Extra-strength cleaner called Mrs. Shiny. He is an extremely well-built man standing at nearly 6'6" with bulging biceps.
Ball Man: After many years as an elemeantary school gym teacher, Ball Man couldnt take the flashbacks of his terrible childhood when he had lived in a Chuck E. Cheese ball pit until he was about 24. He is now legally insane and carries multiple athletic balls with him at all times. He fights because he thinks everyone that looks at him is trying to pop his balls. A notable weapon would be his basketball, which he can throw at speeds nearly exceeding his arm's capabilities(about 12mph). He is an eighty-four year old man usually wearing mismatched nylon athletic shorts and a sports jacket. Were not sure how he got signed up for the Low Budget Fighters:2001 tournament but we dont want to get hit by a basketball or anything else in his incredibly dumb arsenal.
Running with Snails: Fat indian. Slow but strong. Nuff said.
Knick-Knack Man(real name undetermined): This guy is truly the text book definition of insane. During one of his daily Yard sales Knick-Knack Man discovered that his most prized possession (which is also still unknown). You see, he developed a horrible stutter after discovering the tragedy. At any rate, this crazy freak is outting the blame on anyone and everyone. Trinket Man, Knik-Knack Mans best friend, encouraged him to sign up for LBF:2001. To tell you the truth I dont see how this will solve his problem, but it is acctually incredabley funny to watch him fight. Knick-Knack Man has some of the oddest things that may be used as a weapon that one could only imagine. Well for example,a computer mouse. This little item is most likely used as a lasso of some sort ,but with this fruit cake who can even begin to tell.
Construction man(pending): This ex construction worker was tired of being rejected by all the women walking by his site. So in an effort to relieve his frustration and get some women he joined the fighting scene. His build and endurance make for a good fighter. He can also shoot a nail with pin-point accuracy. He also makes good use of his tools include: hammers, wrenchs, and if hes mad enough even a wrecking ball.
