Stupid hunter

[cheese_man]

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: 'My friend is dead! What can I do?'

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: 'Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.'

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: 'OK, now what?'

 

[vat_man]

Ah, the supposed 'funniest' joke in the world - it's a chuckler, but not a belly laugh.

 

[SandStorm]

Yep, I agree. I'll give it a :thumbsup:.

 

[Robin2]

didnt actually laugh. germans are weird.

 

[Acid X]

Hahaha, that dudes a retard.

 

[Klostrophobic]

I'm waiting for someone to come in and say they don't get it.

I want to know who determines the funniest joke.

 

[Ryan2]

Klos, your avatar is disturbing.

 

[Klostrophobic]

Oh, why thank you.

 

[viperguy]

yes i agree thats nasty. anyway, the joke is worth a

 

[psonefreak]

^^^ I agree

 

[Cobraboy]

Originally posted by   
didnt actually laugh. germans are weird.

What do germans have to do with the price of milk??

 

[Klostrophobic]

It depends on how many cows they rape.

Filthy Germans.

 

[Robin2]

Originally posted by Cobraboy


What do germans have to do with the price of milk??

germans were the ones that voted this the funniest joke in the world. ive gotta say, im german and i dont find it the least bit funny.

 

[Klostrophobic]

I thought it was a British scientist. Either way, the joke isn't that funny and the person who came to the conclusion that it is the funniest joke should be castrated by numerous paper cuts.

 

[Cobraboy]

Ohhhh paper cuts are lethal!!