Survey puts women below driving a car!

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I am not sure where the survey came from, but I read excerpts from a car magazine I get. Here are some funny finds.

Faced with the choice of spending a weekend with Pamela Anderson or a Ferrari Enzo, 86% of the men surveyed took the Ferrari. (owned!)

Numerous other celebrities got denied for a car. Although the first win for the women was Kylie Minogue who was up against a Porsche Carrera GT. She won with 53% of the surveyed.

2 out of 3 men would pick up a "luxury item" for their car rather than something for their wife/fiance/girlfriend.

Just something to think about when you buy some car-polish for your mobile. Maybe you should be buying your loved one a bracelet (or an accessory for their car).
 
I agree with the magazine. There are plenty of women, but not that many supercars.
 
WTF ? Who would choose Kylie Minogue over a Carrera GT ? She's not even that hot ... Especially not in real life ...
 
Jmac279
WTF ? Who would choose Kylie Minogue over a Carrera GT ? She's not even that hot ... Especially not in real life ...
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As opposed to what? :odd:
 
a car doesn't need make up to look sexy. And if I rolled over at 6 AM and found someone's Countach parked in my driveway with the "keys in the ignition" I wouldn't say "Who the F's car is that" I'd say "How much gas is left in it"

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When i'm done you'll be wearin gold plated diapers


P.P.S
Hey TB.

I got a fever

:dopey:
 
TB
As opposed to what? :odd:
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Jar Jar Minogue, duh!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Seriously though, I'd take Scarlett Johansson over any car, any day. She is tops in my book for hot women. Well, behind Niki, my fiance, that is, HA :bowdown: But, other than those two, its all cars. I brought this up to her as well, and she said the same. Give her a car over basically every man out there. The exception being Colin Farrell, as usual. But, she's just as big of a car nut as I am, so its understandable. I must have snagged a winner :)

Hilg
 
The car.At the end of the day women are all te same. And once you have tasted the honey of one you dont really need to taste any more.
 
When you choose Pamela Anderson, you don't get to drive a hot car(unless she has 1).

But when you take the enzo, you can use it to pick up other hot women! :dopey:
 
Agreed. While both cost money, a car doesn't b!@#$ and moan if you forget a special day or don't so it enough affection. It also doesn't complain and nag at you.
 
I would choose a car. You can keep the car for however long you like, but the girl could dump you, take your money and belongings and leave you with nothing. :(
 
I would easily take the Ferrari Enzo first for a couple reasons.
1. I already have a girlfriend that I am more than happy with and could care less about hanging out with Pamela Anderson.
2. Why would I want to be with an annoying, diseased woman that Kid Rock, and Tommy Lee tainted. Not to mention all the other guys shes been with. :crazy: :yuck:
 
wow, pam vs. the enzo would be a tough choice, as one looks even more ugly than the other. but in the end i would probably still choose the enzo as it is at least a car...i would even choose a fiat panda over pam. :crazy:
 
vladimir
i would even choose a fiat panda over pam. :crazy:
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Thats what i was thinking 👍 .

and i would definatly take the Carrera GT over kylie minogue
 
Hiya! :D :O :lol: Meow! (='.'=)

McLaren F1 over any guy! Sorry Legolas(Orlando Bloom)....:O

I have this article from the newspaper that I cut out. The name of the title is: "For German Men, Britney No Match for Lamborghini"

Some of the highlights!:

"Sixty percent of women rather carouse with Clooney than with a Ferrari, 69% chose Brad Pitt over a Porsche. and 73% prefer a romp with Hugh Grant to downshifting a Lamborghini."

Errr...there is parts in this article that talks about what researchers have found about the number of times guys will have sex PER WEEK depending on the car they own and the chicks they pick up...Don't want to get into details because maybe some of you in here are underaged! :O

No offense to other girls in here.(If there is any other girls but me):O

"Hmm, it says here that women think George Clooney has more sex appeal than a Ferrari. Maybe that's because women don't know how to drive a Ferrari." said Torsten Kadletz."
 
McLaren'sAngel

"Hmm, it says here that women think George Clooney has more sex appeal than a Ferrari. Maybe that's because women don't know how to drive a Ferrari." said Torsten Kadletz."
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LOL
 
Driftster
And if I rolled over at 6 AM and found someone's Countach parked in my driveway with the "keys in the ignition" I wouldn't say "Who the F's car is that" I'd say "How much gas is left in it"
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I would say "I hope the doors are unlocked" before I even considered the amount of gas in the take.

:sly:
 
VTGT07
I would say "I hope the doors are unlocked" before I even considered the amount of gas in the take.

:sly:
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You thinking that obviously means you dont want to drive the lambo that muchas you can easily overcome a locked door in secs but a empty tank will take away time from driving the thing.
 
Double_R
You thinking that obviously means you dont want to drive the lambo that muchas you can easily overcome a locked door in secs but a empty tank will take away time from driving the thing.
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True, I'd still find a way in the car, however. I'm just not very good with that stuff.
 
BlazinXtreme
Agreed. While both cost money, a car doesn't b!@#$ and moan if you forget a special day or don't so it enough affection. It also doesn't complain and nag at you.
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Funny you should mention that! 💡 :sly:

I have a car just like that! :dopey:

If my car isn't given enough time to warm up in the morning, it b!@#$ and moans by sputtering in boost. If I forget a special day (such as adding power steering fluid of air in the tires), the steering wheel makes a lot of noise, or she will veer to one side, or both. By the time I reach my destination she complains and nags by blowing "smoke" in my face -- just to let me know that her transmission fluid is leaking. :sly:
 
If I had the choice I would go for the super car over some hottie. Because you can always get more booty call with the super car.
 
I6-4-eva
If I had the choice I would go for the super car over some hottie. Because you can always get more booty call with the super car.
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Charming... :rolleyes:

:sly: j/k
 
I'd take the Supercar so I could sell it and buy a house ...

No mortgage for me :)
 
Jmac279
I'd take the Supercar so I could sell it and buy a house ...

No mortgage for me :)
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There's a smart solution.:D

I'd take the supercar as well. Sell it and invest. 💡
 
that or you could whore out Pam Anderson.

no way in hell i'd touch that Hepatitis C infested chick though.
 
Everyone seems to be missing the fact that you only get the car for the weekend too.
I'd still probably take the car.
 
Omnis
that or you could whore out Pam Anderson.

no way in hell i'd touch that Hepatitis C infested chick though.
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Hiya! :D :O :lol: Meow! (='.'=)

Pretty harsh there! :crazy:
 
eliseracer
I am not sure where the survey came from, but I read excerpts from a car magazine I get. Here are some funny finds.

Faced with the choice of spending a weekend with Pamela Anderson or a Ferrari Enzo, 86% of the men surveyed took the Ferrari. (owned!)

Numerous other celebrities got denied for a car. Although the first win for the women was Kylie Minogue who was up against a Porsche Carrera GT. She won with 53% of the surveyed.

2 out of 3 men would pick up a "luxury item" for their car rather than something for their wife/fiance/girlfriend.

Just something to think about when you buy some car-polish for your mobile. Maybe you should be buying your loved one a bracelet (or an accessory for their car).
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First of all, Pam Anderson, pretty though she may be, is infected with Hepatitis C.
Not one of the heartier versions. But why make "Mini-me" do push-ups till he pukes, if he's likely to end up sicker?

Kylie would be SOL if I had the choice between her and any Porsche, up to and including a ratty, but well tuned, 924.

As far at the "luxury item" thing. If I do right by the wife, she'll buy the luxury item, and it's more likely to match the truck.
 
I'd be all over the car myself. You take the celebrity, you have one weekend with her, and she's probably gonna be stuck up and self absorbed, in typical celeb fashion, and very pissed at you for not being able to spend the kind of money she expects on her. The car, on the other hand, has no such expectations. And, you can take the car out, and use it to help get a girl you might be able to spend quite a few weekends with.
 
I think that they used Pamela Anderson as one of the options because she is just considered an attractive woman, stereotypically. It's just what the 60 year old survey makers thought of, the first model that came to their minds. I'm sure the results would be different if "they did their research".
 
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