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Three Texas surgeons were arguing as to who had the greatest skill.
The first began: "Three years ago, I re-attached seven fingers on a pianist. He went on to give a recital for the Queen of England.
"The second replied: "That's nothing. I attended a man in a car accident. All his arms and legs were severed from his body. Two years after re-attaching them, he won three gold medals for field events in the Olympics.
"The third said: "A mere trifle! A few years back, I had to attend to a cowboy. He was high on Cocaine and alcohol when he rode his horse head-on into a Santa Fe freight train traveling at 100 miles per hour. All I had to work with was the horse's ass and a ten gallon hat. Last year, he became president of the United States.
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The first began: "Three years ago, I re-attached seven fingers on a pianist. He went on to give a recital for the Queen of England.
"The second replied: "That's nothing. I attended a man in a car accident. All his arms and legs were severed from his body. Two years after re-attaching them, he won three gold medals for field events in the Olympics.
"The third said: "A mere trifle! A few years back, I had to attend to a cowboy. He was high on Cocaine and alcohol when he rode his horse head-on into a Santa Fe freight train traveling at 100 miles per hour. All I had to work with was the horse's ass and a ten gallon hat. Last year, he became president of the United States.
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thats great...
