Tall woman and short bloke

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Okay a dwarf walks in to a pub and goes straight to the bar. He orders his pint and looks to his left and see this 6"6 tall woman. He turns to her and asks "escuse me but can I smell your fanny". the tall woman replied and said "NO YOU CAN'T" The migdet shrugged his shoulders and said "thats funny it must be your armpits then"

:lol:
 
A guy walks into a bar with a suitcase, which he puts down, and a little guy jumps out and heads straight to the piano.

He then notices everyone in the bar staring at him.

He bursts out violently, "What!? Do you think I wished for a twelve inch pianist!?!!"
 
Originally posted by Cobraboy
A guy walks into a bar with a suitcase, which he puts down, and a little guy jumps out and heads straight to the piano.

He then notices everyone in the bar staring at him.

He bursts out violently, "What!? Do you think I wished for a twelve inch pianist!?!!"
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Haha.
 
At least my joke got a haha and not a 'Explain, Asher, you dick head. :odd:'

Hmph.
 
Originally posted by Cobraboy
At least my joke got a haha and not a 'Explain, Asher, you dick head. :odd:'

Hmph.
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Haha. Yeah right... :odd:
 
what its a simple thing to understand I just had to censor a word basically "fanny"
 
Oh we got it...we just aren't laughing.


I kid, I kid... :D

A limerick, written by one of my uncles (who is 5'3"):

There once was a man by the sea
Whose love was much taller than he
An answer was found
That often astounds
She is now a bi-amputee
 
Originally posted by risingson77


A limerick, written by one of my uncles (who is 5'3"):

There once was a man by the sea
Whose love was much taller than he
An answer was found
That often astounds
She is now a bi-amputee
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:lol:

That's great!
 
Originally posted by viperman
:lol: here is an oldie


a man walks into a bar


ouch
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No, no, no, no, no! You got it all wrong! It goes a little something like this....
"Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks."

:p :lol:
 
Originally posted by SandStorm
Asher, you dick head.
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Exactly.

Who told you that one?

Let me guess, Frank?

I get it though.
 
of course it was frank how else can I get some proper comedy
 
Originally posted by risingson77
Oh we got it...we just aren't laughing.
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the word FANNY means two COMPLETELY different things in the UK and the US...

in the UK its a pretty funny joke.....(smelly beavers are no joke though)
 
I am also aware of the non-US definition of fanny.

Still not laughing.
 
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