Technology Jokes

[Pako]

Three men are sitting naked in the sauna.

Suddenly there is a beeping sound.

The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops.
The others look at him questioningly.

"That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the
skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his
palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my
mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the
sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet
paper extending from his rear.

The others raise their eyebrows.

"I'm getting a Fax," he explains.

 

[Zero]

That is the funniest damn thing I have heard in a while, good show Pako!

 

[Pako]

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,

"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"

 

[Zero]

Originally posted by Pako
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,

"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"

 

[risingson77]

Originally posted by Pako
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,

"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"

OK, you just redeemed yourself with that one.

 

[Magic069]

good god!!! pako is on a role...

somebody got some good fwd. mail today!!!!

 

[Saleen Man]

Originally posted by Pako
Three men are sitting naked in the sauna.

Suddenly there is a beeping sound.

The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops.
The others look at him questioningly.

"That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the
skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his
palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my
mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the
sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet
paper extending from his rear.

The others raise their eyebrows.

"I'm getting a Fax," he explains.

That's awesome man!

 

[Concept]

That is so awesome Pako! Thats funny as crap! I love the fax one!

The man driving the wrong way is halarious as well!