Tennis Balls

[barryf1fan]

One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by
the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his
pocket and proceeded on his way.
Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blonde standing next to him and smiling.

"What are those big bulges in your running shorts?" she asked.

"Tennis balls," answered the man, smiling back.

"Wow," said the blonde, looking upset, "that must hurt. I once
had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable."

 

[made in holland]

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

 

[Klostrophobic]

Haha.

 

[viperguy]

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by barryf1fan
One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by
the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his
pocket and proceeded on his way.
Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blonde standing next to him and smiling.

"What are those big bulges in your running shorts?" she asked.

"Tennis balls," answered the man, smiling back.

"Wow," said the blonde, looking upset, "that must hurt. I once
had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable."

There's another version of this joke. It goes:

This bloke found a heap of golf balls. Stuck them in his pockets and away he went. This chick saw him. "What's that?" She asked. "Golf balls", replied the bloke. "That's like tennis elbow, yeah?" Says the woman.

Baz's version is funnier though.

 

[RVDNuT374]

 

[Acid X]

LMAO