The 2 sperms

[Codename 47]

There are these to sperms, and the are swimming around and they just came out of a guys shlong, and they are like "yes we are free" and they are swimming all over up and down and all around... The start swimming twards the egg, but then one says "wait a second, whats that smell" they both stop and sniff. "OMG ITS ****, were in a asshole".

kinda demented lol

 

[Saleen Man]

 

[Codename 47]

my dad told me that one... like i said its "different" lol

 

[Shannon]

anal sex

 

[keeno_uk]

f'in jokes man that is nuff funny

 

[keeno_uk]

two guys tom and harry went to holiday on some exotic island one day while walking on the beach they were ambushed by a tribe of warriors they were ****ting themselves and screamed " WE WILL DO ANYTHING TO NOT GET KILLED" the cheif of the tribe stepped up and said " well if you don't want to die then you can perform this task to join our tribe, you must go into the forest and pick 100 of 1 fruit and bring it back here". so tom and harry split up and searched for some fruit. the first to come back was tom carrying 100 grapes "good" said the cheif " now your second task is to stick all that fruit up your arse" now tom going through all that discomfort of sticking all them grapes up his arse he managed to get down to the last one but then at the last minute he laugh ultra hard sending all the grapes out of his arse in a wave of **** and grapes the cheif held a knife to his throat and said "before you die tell me why did you laugh" tom replied " I Just saw harry with 100 watermelons"

 

[made in holland]

Dirty ones

 

[chronix13]

Originally posted by Codename 47
There are these to sperms, and the are swimming around and they just came out of a guys shlong, and they are like "yes we are free" and they are swimming all over up and down and all around... The start swimming twards the egg, but then one says "wait a second, whats that smell" they both stop and sniff. "OMG ITS ****, were in a asshole".

kinda demented lol

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[Saleen Man]

Originally posted by keeno_uk
two guys tom and harry went to holiday on some exotic island one day while walking on the beach they were ambushed by a tribe of warriors they were ****ting themselves and screamed " WE WILL DO ANYTHING TO NOT GET KILLED" the cheif of the tribe stepped up and said " well if you don't want to die then you can perform this task to join our tribe, you must go into the forest and pick 100 of 1 fruit and bring it back here". so tom and harry split up and searched for some fruit. the first to come back was tom carrying 100 grapes "good" said the cheif " now your second task is to stick all that fruit up your arse" now tom going through all that discomfort of sticking all them grapes up his arse he managed to get down to the last one but then at the last minute he laugh ultra hard sending all the grapes out of his arse in a wave of **** and grapes the cheif held a knife to his throat and said "before you die tell me why did you laugh" tom replied " I Just saw harry with 100 watermelons"

That's great!

 

[RVDNuT374]

 

[Codename 47]

lol i heard that one along time ago... but it still makes me laugh