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I've got one for ya, if you've heard this already or it's already been posted my opologies, if you are affended by "dirty" jokes, might as well not read this either.
Alright three engineers, mechanical chemical and civil, all best friends, were sitting in a prestigious engineering school, say MIT. They were going through different genras of engineering, discussion contimplating and debating what kind of engineer famous leaders/people, were.
They get around to theology, and they discuss god. The mechanical engineer says, "God had to of been a mechanical engineer, just consider the body bones, skin organs, the body is the only machine that develops the more you use it, pure genious."
The chemical engineer says, "Good arguement, but no. God was a chemical engineer. Look at all the different liquids in our body, blood stomach acid, and how all of these fluid live in symbionce."
The civil engineer says, "You both are naive, God was obviosly a civil engineer."
The chemical and mechanical say in unison, "You're an idiot, what does civil engineering have to do with the human body!!!!"
The civil engineer says, "God is the only person divine or mortal, that would of thought of putting the recreation center right next to the waste facility."
If you got it cool, if you thought it was dumb, sorry for wasting your time......
peace
Alright three engineers, mechanical chemical and civil, all best friends, were sitting in a prestigious engineering school, say MIT. They were going through different genras of engineering, discussion contimplating and debating what kind of engineer famous leaders/people, were.
They get around to theology, and they discuss god. The mechanical engineer says, "God had to of been a mechanical engineer, just consider the body bones, skin organs, the body is the only machine that develops the more you use it, pure genious."
The chemical engineer says, "Good arguement, but no. God was a chemical engineer. Look at all the different liquids in our body, blood stomach acid, and how all of these fluid live in symbionce."
The civil engineer says, "You both are naive, God was obviosly a civil engineer."
The chemical and mechanical say in unison, "You're an idiot, what does civil engineering have to do with the human body!!!!"
The civil engineer says, "God is the only person divine or mortal, that would of thought of putting the recreation center right next to the waste facility."
If you got it cool, if you thought it was dumb, sorry for wasting your time......
peace
