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2 blondes head out to the pet shop, to buy some little mice.
So they get back home, and are in love with their mice.One of the blondes wonders how they may be able to differentiate each other's mouse...After a few hours of hard thinking, the other one says:
-"I know! I'll cut a leg off this one, and it'll be mine!"
They both agree, and cut a leg off the mouse, and put it in the cage with the other mouse. During the night, the amputated mouse, all pissed off, decides to bite the other mouse's leg off. Come the morning, both blondes are puzzled at the sight of both 3 legged mice. So they cut another leg off one of them. Come the night, the same mouse does the same thing, and comes the morning, the blondes are again puzzled at the sight of the mice. This goes on until, of course, both mice are out of things to cut off.
Now both blondes don't know how to differentiate their mice... So, they think, and think, and think for hours, until one of them has a brilliant idea.
-"I know! We'll put them in different cages! Amazed by the thought, the other blonde replies: "So, which one do you want, the black one or the white one?"
My apologies to all the blondes, and the mice on this planet. At first i thought it was a bit cruel, but i couldn't help but laugh at the ending...
So they get back home, and are in love with their mice.One of the blondes wonders how they may be able to differentiate each other's mouse...After a few hours of hard thinking, the other one says:
-"I know! I'll cut a leg off this one, and it'll be mine!"
They both agree, and cut a leg off the mouse, and put it in the cage with the other mouse. During the night, the amputated mouse, all pissed off, decides to bite the other mouse's leg off. Come the morning, both blondes are puzzled at the sight of both 3 legged mice. So they cut another leg off one of them. Come the night, the same mouse does the same thing, and comes the morning, the blondes are again puzzled at the sight of the mice. This goes on until, of course, both mice are out of things to cut off.
Now both blondes don't know how to differentiate their mice... So, they think, and think, and think for hours, until one of them has a brilliant idea.
-"I know! We'll put them in different cages! Amazed by the thought, the other blonde replies: "So, which one do you want, the black one or the white one?"
My apologies to all the blondes, and the mice on this planet. At first i thought it was a bit cruel, but i couldn't help but laugh at the ending...
