The Celebrity Cucumber! w00t!

[Danny]

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For everyone who ever wanted a cucumber with a face, the perfect gift!

Currently at £130, or $237

Wow.

 

[Darin]

How many are in available to US citizians?

 

[Danny]

Darin, this is one-of-a-kind! It's unique!

 

[Darin]

Darin, this is one-of-a-kind! It's unique!

You sure?

 

[Danny]

Indeed. Hurry and buy it, before it's gone!

 

[Solid Lifters]

Pbbbhht! I've got a better looking cucumber than that for sale, and it's half the price! I'll even pay for the shipping!

 

[DQuaN]

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[Event]

31 bids? wtf???

 

[DoZeRxXx]

lmao, thats what i saw too.

everyone want a way cheaper way of buying this? everybody, go to your local grocery store and buy a cucumber and a black sharpie marker. then return to your house and open the marker, then draw the dumbest face you can possibly draw on it. then put it on sale on ebay, you should make approx. 230 dollars(judging by the price on that)

 

[Roo]

That's stupid. £132 for a cucumber? 32 bids, it finished on.

Probably because it was signed by some guy.

 

[TwinTurboJay]

The best thing to do in a scernario like this is to grab a cucumber, slap your grandma, sing a song, and lastly, try biting your own ear !

 

[Danny]

That solves every problem. Well, I do it anyway.

 

[TwinTurboJay]

darn right it solves problems.....from akward occasions all the way to the Ebola virus....

 

[Danny]

Not forgetting warding off the plague, the common cold, and the urge to vote Labour.

 

[TwinTurboJay]

vote labour??? is that a political party in jolly old England??

 

[Danny]

Indeed!

We're not really jolly over here. It's full of pain, sadness, suffering and daytime television.

 

[ExigeEvan]

Who listens to Real Radio? It sucks.

SEE IT ADORN YOUR MANTLEPIECE AND PROUDLY INVITE FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO HOLD IT!!

...And smell it as it rots and turns a yummy brown.

 

[TwinTurboJay]

its so true, English tv sucks.....just got digital cable, 300 channels, one of them is all english shows.....I just can;t watch a full show....I would rather wash my face with sandpaper and then rinse in acid !

 

[Danny]

Same here. Perhaps vinegar though. I can't afford acid.

Tricia is the worst chat show ever. Even worse than Ricki Lake!

 

[ExigeEvan]

What is the channel called?

Soem of us have Satellite or SKY tellevision as it is known. Much better than the standard 5 channels.

 

[TwinTurboJay]

I am not sure what the channel is called, I call it click cause thats the sound my remote makes when I "click" past it every time

 

[ExigeEvan]

It aint teh BBC world network is it? Cause anything BBC sucks.

 

[TwinTurboJay]

probably is....they have the CBC here in Canada, sucks alot too...its like the mini-me to the BBC, but lower budget, and has a tendecy to be elitest

 

[Danny]

BBC? That died on it's ass.

Channel 5's first day got 14.2 million viewers.

BBC3 got less than 1 million.

 

[TwinTurboJay]

BBC? That died on it's ass.

Channel 5's first day got 14.2 million viewers.

BBC3 got less than 1 million.

*************so, anywayz.....how about that buggati 16/4 .....makes a Lada look pretty sweet huh?