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- eMadman
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in
the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one.
"Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks.
"Boy," is the man's response.
"Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right there", says the service guy.
An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a
shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some
instructions: "Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla
with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will
bite the gorilla's testicles off. The gorilla will then cross his hands
to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on him."
The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?"
The service guy replies, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla,
shoot the Chihuahua."
the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one.
"Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks.
"Boy," is the man's response.
"Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right there", says the service guy.
An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a
shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some
instructions: "Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla
with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will
bite the gorilla's testicles off. The gorilla will then cross his hands
to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on him."
The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?"
The service guy replies, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla,
shoot the Chihuahua."
No! Send it back where it came from! 
