***Note: This is not a typical review. Let's just say there's a special method to the madness. Enjoy!***
You ARE the hot stud. The man with the plan. A cool young man with loads of stylin' cool and ampitude. And just for a bit of fun, you're ready for a ride. But not just any ride. No, that'd be too boring. You're ready for a ride in a Ferrari. A car from the world's premiere maker of automobiles. And to yourself, you're thinkin' 'Maybe the hip-defining 360 Spider, or perhaps the ever-elusive F50, hell, maybe even the Enzo or 365 GTS/4 Daytona,...'. And why not, you've got eight of 'em the choose from, and if you're good enough, you'll have twelve of them at your disposal in no time. Finally, you make your choice, and with that, also get a hot chick with you, riding shotgun while you rev that engine. And speaking of the engine,...
3,......2,.......1,.......GO!!!!!!!!,.....
You BLAST off, going from 0-60 in no time flat. A bit of tailwhippin' of the car ensues, but soon enough, you're good the go. The first vista of business is the exotic sunny city of Palm Beach. Its striking palm trees and sandy beaches melt away as you pass them by. You drift a bit, then drift a bit again, and finally drift some more. As it is a big focal point of your experience, why would you choose NOT to? That amazing feeling of pullin' off 15-second powerslides compells you as you continue your drive through the Palms, complete with all the neccessities: a hot girl, a kickin' song on the play, and marvelous scenery all about. But in short order, your time in Palm Beach comes to a close, and soon enough, you're stuck with making a difficult decision. On the one hand, you can bear left and take the easier route, or drive it hard to the right for the more difficult of courses available for your driving pleasure. And depending on your choice, you and your girl could go sight-seeing through beutiful desert oasises', snow-covered mountain terrians, or a neato-fitting bustling city, as well as practically eleven others. And shall your skills ever reach such a level, you could even drive on a few courses based around Daytona USA, or perhaps even the ORIGINAL Outrun, your dream car drive. Only your determination limits you.
But perhaps you tire of pleasing yourself. Perhaps you now wish to satisfy the demands of the hot girl that sits shotgun to you. Well, if that's the case, then just do it. Switch over to such mode and BOOM, its off for you. Once again, you'll have to decide upon the many dream Ferraris that beckon your hands to grip their wheels in ways they've never been gripped before. They call your name, but you can only choose one. That one is chosen, and its' off you go, fulfiling your lady's 101 odd demands, from the 'wows' of simple drifts to the 'holy ****s' of drifting through invisible lines interconected by a series of traffic cars. Her demands can pull off a multiple number of emotions, from okay to frustrating to soothing to 'I wanna make love with you once this is all over with'. And once it all IS over with, there's still plenty much more waiting for your joy. From the simple beckons of competitive 2-player to competing against a few buds the world over in a few racing dazzlefests, you'll never run out of fun things to do. And,...
.........Perhaps, if you can,....
.........At the end of the day, take your hot stud self out of that Ferrari. You turn off the engine, give a sweet kiss to your girl, and walk off while leaving the Ferrari behind. But its' perfect controls, sweet exotic looks, and fun driving ability urge you to come back and give it another whirl. It calls your name louder and louder, until finally, you just can't resist. You grab those keys, hop into the car, and rev that engine to its limit. Your girl feels the urge as well, and in no time, you're off on another driving adventure. Crusing by the scenery with the road stretching far ahead, and the sounds of 'Passing Breeze' completing the feel. Ahhh. It simply doesn't get much better than that.
-JJBOI