The Donkey...

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A man walks in to a pub and there is a big jar of money on the counter, the man asks the bartender
" whats that jar full of money for?"

the bartender replies

" the money goes to the person who can make my donkey laugh"

the man asks the bartender if he can try

he goes into the donkey...5 mins later he comes out and the donkey is pissing itself laughting

the man gets the money and leaves

2 weeks later he comes back to the same pub. thebrtender asks the man if he can stop the donkey from laughing the guy tells him he ll try

he goes in to the donkey.. 5 mins later he comes bac out wiv the donkey cryin

the bartender asks the man how he did it

the man replies " well i made him laugh by telling him i had a bigger dick then him...and i made him cry by proving it"
 
That joke is so old, it farts dust. (So was that one.)
 
It's an oldie but a goodie.
 
Thats not funny... Thats just plain out not funny at all...
 
I got one. Aman walks into a bar and sits down next to another man. The guy already sitting says hey i bet you 500 dollars i can piss all over this bar and the bartender wont care. So the other guy says sure. So the man stands up on the bar drops his pants and pisses all over the place. The bartendar laughs. The man gives the other man his 500 and askes how he did it. The other man says i bet the bartender 100 dollars i could pee in that cup at the end of the bar.
 
That's modified from another joke I've heard.
 
I heard that one last year...
 
Darin
I heard that one last year...
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Last year? I think I heard it when I was in Middle School.

I'll echo Solid Lifters on this one.

AO
 
Lamboracer
I got one. Aman walks into a bar and sits down next to another man. The guy already sitting says hey i bet you 500 dollars i can piss all over this bar and the bartender wont care. So the other guy says sure. So the man stands up on the bar drops his pants and pisses all over the place. The bartendar laughs. The man gives the other man his 500 and askes how he did it. The other man says i bet the bartender 100 dollars i could pee in that cup at the end of the bar.
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That has to be the worst way i've ever heard that joke told. No offence...

The film Desperado (which is i'm sure where most of you know it from) has this done excelently (and the other way around) by Quentin Tarantino.
 
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