The Father Ted Thread - DRINK!

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Who hear likes Father Ted? I think it's great.

The show is set on Craggy Island in Ireland, and views the lives of 3 priests who live there: Father Ted, Father Dougal and Father Jack.

I love Father Jack, because he's bloody hilarious! Here are some of my favourite Father Jack quotes:

"Drink!"
"Ar**!"
"Gobs***e!"
"Girls!"
"Feck!"

Jack: YOU, YOU, YOU! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!
Ted: That's a spoon, Father

Jack: A**EBISCUITS!

Doyle: And what do you say to a cup?
Jack: FECK OFF CUP!

Jack: HAIRY JAPANESE B******S!

Jack: Brakes!...........Brakes!.............Brakes! (rolls over the cliff) :lol::lol:

Jack: ****! NUNS! REVERSE! REVERSE!
 
I've never seen Father Ted, but it sounds like something I could enjoy 👍
 
those quotes make absolutely no sense to someone who has no idea who these two priests are... perhaps you could explain to the uninitiated?
 
I think it may be wise if you censor the other abusive words as well Nitro. 👍
 
Farther Ted is brilliant, I've got them all on DVD.

Ted talking o Dougal - "These cows are very small, the ones out there are far away".

Ted to a bishop after an incident with the bishop, Jack a holy stone and the bishops back side - "Will the stone still be holy when they've removeved it?"
 
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Farther Ted is brilliant, I've got them all on DVD.

Ted talking o Dougal - "These cows are very small, the ones out there are far away".

Ted to a bishop after an incident with the bishop, Jack a holy stone and the bishops back side - "Will the stone still be holy when they've removeved it?"
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I also own the complete set on DVD... Great series...

Dougal is a fun character...




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Doyle: And what do you say to a cup?
Jack: FECK OFF CUP!

Jack: ****! NUNS! REVERSE! REVERSE!
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:lol: Great show. Still watch it now and then if i see it's on. I've probably seen all of them by now. Classic comedy :)
 
Very funny series. Must get the DVD's. Shame Dermot Morgan (who played Ted) died suddenly. There were legs left in the series.

"Mrs Doyle: Are you looking forward to your lunch tomorrow, Father?
Ted: Hmmm? I suppose so.
Mrs Doyle: You do like pheasant, don't you Father?
Ted: Pheasant? I love pheasant.
Mrs Doyle: Well there's a little clue. The thing you'll be eating likes pheasant as well."

"Dougal: God, I've heard about those cults Ted. People dressing up in black and saying Our Lord's going to come back and save us all.
Ted: No, Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism.
Dougal: Oh right."

One more.

"Ted: Dougal, do we have any incense?
Dougal: (uncertainly) There was.. a spider in the bath the other night...."
 
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"Dougal: God, I've heard about those cults Ted. People dressing up in black and saying Our Lord's going to come back and save us all.
Ted: No, Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism.
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:lol: If ever a quote summed up the series, it would have to be that one...

To my eternal shame, I ignored Father Ted when it was first screened in the UK, and only saw the error of my ways when the re-runs started - it is still a glaring omission from my comedy DVD collection, but hopefully that will be rectified in the not too distant future.

P.S. For those of you who don't know, the theme music to Father Ted was written by The Divine Comedy, and is called 'Songs Of Love' from the album 'Casanova'...
 

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