The football legend that is Boris Johnson

[daan]

That's legend as in leg end. This was from an England vs Germany "Legends" match. The game was played by ex-pros and celebrities.

The game was boring until Conservative MP Boris Johnson came on. I'm not into politics at all, but I like Boris as he doesn't seem to take himself seriously and is always saying/doing the wrong things. He came on for the last fifteen minutes, ran about like a headless chicken, played the Germans on-side for one of their goals and was generally a waste of space. Then he did this....

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The funniest thing ever to happen on a football field.

 

[amp88]

Good old Boris.

 

[Omnis]

LOL. It almost looked like he stumbled into the guy.

Maybe he thought it was american football.

 

[poolio]

he must be everyone's favourite tory

 

[Flerbizky]

Best ....... Haircut ....... Ever ....... !

I thought I wanted the above to be in all caps.. Apparently not

 

[poolio]

People you would invite to a dinner party:

1.) Boris Johnson

 

[poolio]

double post, sorry

 

[Flerbizky]

People you would invite to a dinner party:

1.) Boris Johnson

2.) Chuck Norris

 

[Famine]

2.) Chuck Norris

3. Jack Bauer.

Though he probably wouldn't have enough time, dammit.

 

[Kylehnat]

3. Jack Bauer.

Though he probably wouldn't have enough time, dammit.

If you let him tell you how to make dinner, and then give him free reign of the kitchen, it'll get done in half the time.