The Funniest, Unintentional, Thing Said On TV

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OK, as some of you are aware, when I'm here at GTP, I'm also watching TV. Well, I was just watching a show about the history of birth control and sex in our nations history. Throught the show they had this Dr. talking about the future of birth control, and he ended up saying something so damn funny, without realizing what he just said, that I had to start this thread to tell you about it.

Here is what he said,"In the future, men would be able to take a hormone pill that would stop the production of sperm. There would be no sperm in the ejaculate, and this is coming." :lol: :lol: :lol:

OK, so have you heard anything funny said on TV that wasn't intentional?
 
Well, this is probably intentional, but it's so funny I can't resist telling... A long time ago I was watching World Most Outrageous Game Show Moments. On this one show, the host told everybody to "name one thing that you haven't done in a long time". This one black guy kind of leans forward a bit, then says really slowly ans sincerely (so much so it sounded like he was drunk), "Wellll... I haven't been Jewish in a long, long time." I started laughing so hard...

And then there was the time Tom Brokaw said "Internot" instead of "Internet".
 
How 'bout the infamous Newlywed Game incident which was completely denied for years, until the clip was actually shown? It plays out like this:

Bob Eubanks asks: "What's the weirdest place you've had the urge to make whoopee?" (at the time, having sex, doin' it, ****ing-like-there's-no-tomorrow, etc. weren't "P.C.")

The wife answers: "...in the ass...?"

The answer she should have been going for was "in the car", but (no pun intended) she was close enough. :D
 
OK, so it's not funny, but it's certainly outrageous - Ron Atkinson (Soccer Pundit) live on air when he thought they had gone to a break. Needless to say, he resigned soon after.

About Chelsea defender Marcel Desailly:

"He's a ******n' lazy, thick n****r!"

Nice one Ron! Great to see racism is still live and kicking in the English game! (Actually that's not fair. Big Ron was one of the first managers to sign black players in the English football league.)
 
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OK, so it's not funny, but it's certainly outrageous - Ron Atkinson (Soccer Pundit) live on air when he thought they had gone to a break. Needless to say, he resigned soon after.

About Chelsea defender Marcel Desailly:

"He's a ******n' lazy, thick n****r!"

Nice one Ron! Great to see racism is still live and kicking in the English game! (Actually that's not fair. Big Ron was one of the first managers to sign black players in the English football league.)
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I remember that. 👍 Would have liked to see his face when he found out the mike was live.
 
A bunch of years ago John MacEnroe was the commentator on a match with Stephi Graf and someone else and they were talking about strengths and weaknesses. MacEnroe was talking about her backhand and then mentioned that she also gave great forehand and stopped himself one word into the next sentence as the whole booth was snickering. They ended up cutting the mic off for a few seconds and were still snickering when they returned.
Aside from that, Bobbi Batista from CNN was conned by the crew when talking about a Crew race that the cockswain was just called... well, there was no swain.
She was apperently pretty embarrassed.
 
Dickie Davies (who insisted on referring to football as "soccer") once introduced highlights on Grandstand of the "Cup soccer" as "C**k sucker".
 
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