The Good, the Bad, the Ugly.

[-Fred-]

enjoy!

1. Good - Your wife is pregnant
Bad - She will have triplets
Ugly - You had a vasectomy five years ago

2. Good - Your wife's not talking to you
Bad - She wants a divorce
Ugly - She''s an attorney

3. Good - Your son is finally maturing
Bad - He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly - So are you

4. Good - Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad - You find several porn movies stored there
Ugly - You're in them

5. Good - Your hubby and you agree: No more children
Bad - You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly - Your 13-year-old daughter borrowed them

6. Good - Your husband understands fashion
Bad - He's a cross-dresser
Ugly - He looks better than you

7. Good - You give the "birds and bees" talk to you daughter
Bad - She keeps interrupting
Ugly - With corrections

8. Good - The postman's early
Bad - He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
Ugly - You gave him nothing for Christmas

9. Good - Your son is dating someone new
Bad - It's another man
Ugly - He's your best friend

10. Good - Your daughter got a new job
Bad - As a hooker
Ugly - Your co-workers are her best clients
Way Ugly - She makes more money than you do

 

[Saleen Man]

Those are great!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

lol
pretty funny

 

[whitez]

nice ones

 

[viperguy]

these jokes are always funny

 

[Ryan2]