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3am and I'm in my 3rd dream ..My son breaks through into my dream , and he's saying ; "dad come here you have to see this "... I'm still snorin..go away leave me be...."dad ..dad hurry up there's a frog on the wall"...??????? ..a frog ? ...Kids having a nightmare..."DAD HURRY UP I'M NOT KIDDING ITS A FROG "..I should have been nuetered not the dog..alright lets go see the &^%& frog.
Sure enough I get down to my kitchen and the hairy frog is on the wall ..the three cats are going insane and the pitbull has joined them..a temporary truce between them while they " get the FROG ".at this point I am awake ..I hope..and I promply tell my son to .." get that &%#$ FROG off the wall and toss him outside..all the while the cats are doing matrix moves off all the surfaces in the kitchen while the dog calmly drools..my son is pointing out to me that the frog is hairy and hairy frogs ..well do they exist ?..I want to go back to sleep.."GET THE FROG DOWN AND OUT OF HERE BOY !" ..you got to grab the cats...did you ever try to grab cats while they are in full cartoon hunt mode ?
Finaly the frogs been captured and the dog is not distracted any more and the cats remember they are cats and a dog is drooling at them ..they go to the place they go at night and the dog gets a drink.
I live in the city..there are no ponds or other bodys of water within 3 miles , I have some grass but not in my yard ..its covered with stones . I have NEVER seen a frog in a house unless it was a science project, food , bait, or a strange pet .
Was this an omen? A biblical sign ? How did a FROG get in my house ? Why was it HAIRY ?
Sure enough I get down to my kitchen and the hairy frog is on the wall ..the three cats are going insane and the pitbull has joined them..a temporary truce between them while they " get the FROG ".at this point I am awake ..I hope..and I promply tell my son to .." get that &%#$ FROG off the wall and toss him outside..all the while the cats are doing matrix moves off all the surfaces in the kitchen while the dog calmly drools..my son is pointing out to me that the frog is hairy and hairy frogs ..well do they exist ?..I want to go back to sleep.."GET THE FROG DOWN AND OUT OF HERE BOY !" ..you got to grab the cats...did you ever try to grab cats while they are in full cartoon hunt mode ?
Finaly the frogs been captured and the dog is not distracted any more and the cats remember they are cats and a dog is drooling at them ..they go to the place they go at night and the dog gets a drink.
I live in the city..there are no ponds or other bodys of water within 3 miles , I have some grass but not in my yard ..its covered with stones . I have NEVER seen a frog in a house unless it was a science project, food , bait, or a strange pet .
Was this an omen? A biblical sign ? How did a FROG get in my house ? Why was it HAIRY ?
