The HARD Association

[SandStorm]

Here it is, folks - The HARD Association. If you wish to join this, most enjoyable association, you must use the word 'hard' somewhere in a sentence, and it must make sense. It must also be an atempt at humour.

Here are a few examples:

• (With thanks to Robin) "You suck hard **** so soft it's hard"
• (With thanks to Talentless) "What's this hard thing? IMPOTENT!"

These are the only requirements. Start typing, just make sure you do it HARD!

 

[Klostrophobic]

<--- Ahem.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

 

[87lotus12]

Wow thats HARDly funny!

 

[87lotus12]

And no I dont want to join, I have my own colt.

 

[Duke]

Is that a Dodge Colt, a Colt 45 (premium malt liquor), a future Derby winner, or...?

 

[87lotus12]

OOps I mean cult, and I love the dodge colt when Ive had about 2 colt 45's.

 

[sn00pie]

What cult?

 

[87lotus12]

Well we all share our wives, and eat out of one plate. We are all waiting for the mother ship to come.

 

[sn00pie]

Canada?

Wow.

 

[87lotus12]