The Hulk Is Packing!

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Oh My God!

SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll — and uncovered a giant green WILLY.

Curious Leah noticed a lump after winning the monster, catchphrase “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry,” at a seaside fair.

And when she peeled off the green comic-book character’s ripped purple shorts, she found the two-inch manhood beneath them.

Horrified Leah immediately ran to mum Kim and reported the find. And last night Kim called for a ban on the saucy toy. She said: “A hulk with a bulk like this just shouldn’t be allowed.

“Considering the doll is only 12-inches tall it’s amazing how big his willy is.

“And it’s definitely not an extra piece of material left on by mistake.”

Kim, of Biggin Hill, Kent, said the toy was one of several prizes she could choose after Leah knocked down cans with bean bags at the fair on Brighton Pier.

Kim chose the doll because she thought Leah would like it amid publicity about the new Hulk movie, to be released in the UK on July 18.

But she said: “Later when she was playing with it, she discovered it had a lump under its shorts. Being curious she took them off, then ran up to me asking why her doll had a willy. I find it very odd as none of her other dolls have anything like this.
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*if moderators deem this inappropriate, please spare my soul*
 
That thing is big? Wow. I feel good about myself. :O :lol:

But, anyway, that's hilarious. At least we know the whole thing is green and doesn't conform to the green-purple scheme.
 
Yes, at least we know that picture was taken specifically so the Sun could make a few bucks by encouraging idiocy and lies. Tabloids are pointless. They aren't even funny! At least those nearly-as-annoying telemarketers are trying to give you real credit cards.
 
:lol: Lmao, wow. How did anyone approve of that at the factory...
 
That's classic fair ground craftsmanship!

If you can't guess, that doll is probably an unofficial knock-off that you'll usually find in fare grounds.

Mever mind the length, he's go quite a width there....
 
that's just so sad.. I guess they couldn't find any mutilated Santa's, so they dug this up..
 
So the guy's unit is 1/6th as tall as he is. I'm about 6ft tall, so if my unit were that proportion, it would need to be a foot long.

Luckily it is... sounds like they got the doll about right to me. :)
 
danoff
So the guy's unit is 1/6th as tall as he is. I'm about 6ft tall, so if my unit were that proportion, it would need to be a foot long.

Luckily it is... sounds like they got the doll about right to me. :)
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Are you suggesting that your John Thomas is 1 foot long?

Must be useful during a 3 legged race.
 
Old old old old. So old. I-Mockery talked about this over 3 years ago.
Still funny, in a sad "what is the world coming to" way.
 
Toronado
Old old old old. So old. I-Mockery talked about this over 3 years ago.
Still funny, in a sad "what is the world coming to" way.
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The Hulk has a large member, It just dosen't stop being funny. :lol:

Maybe I just have a sick sense of humor.
 
TVRKing
Are you suggesting that your John Thomas is 1 foot long?
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Yea, I had to have it reduced. Originally it was more like 3 feet long, but I found that to be difficult to deal with (it worked great as a belt though). The reduction surgery was painful, but it was worth it. 1 foot is just so much more manageable.
 

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