The Stupid Disease - This disease is very common. While people claim the Bird Flu will kill the human race, I find it more likely to be killed off by this. The causes are currently unknown. Some are immune due to a knack of an actual brain. The disease can be contageous in groups, and can happen anywhere. The only cure is to actually learn something (This usually happens after the incident).
I think that this is a shining example of a world in which the most powerful man happens to have the iq of a mildly intelligent house plant. Am I the only person who wonders if stupidity has a trickle-down effect on the spectrum?