The McFast and the McFurious

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FAST & FURIOUS McDONALD'S STYLE

I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, I'm free.

I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! Two of them. The big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight!!

AMATURES DONT SUPER-SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT!!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP!

What's the retail on one of those?? More than you can afford pal, 6-dollar burger!

You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your nugget box!!!

Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it in 9.0 seconds flat. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually dripped onto his chin coming off the line.
What's your time? I haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me.

My grill topped out at 140 degrees today. I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the big ones

So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out??

It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.

Bull shi* ***hole! no one likes the McTuna sandwich around here!

You almost had me? You never had me. You never had your burger. You're granny-biting, not double-chomping like you should!!!

Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU FRIED.

You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. Ooh. Ouch!

Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that bun!

Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain.
They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All because someone narked me out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!!

I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the play-place, I stay on mine.

Bryan - "Welcome to Mcdonald's, may I take your order?"
Hector - "Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything."

All the descriptions were the same. 3 black Angus beef patties,
precision-placed pickles, Mushimoto mayonaisse.

I bet a couple of 1/2 pound patties would pull a premium three days before Taste Wars wouldn't they?

Check it out, it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people that's more important.
 
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Dear god...***wipes tears off face***
 
Is this your first time using the internet, Cobraboy? How about a McShutthe****up.:p
 
Originally posted by Josh
Is this your first time using the internet, Cobraboy? How about a McShutthe****up.:p
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Bro, I didn't make it up, I got it from a New Zealand Forum, full of New Zealanders, thats the problem right there.
 
Originally posted by Cobraboy
Bro, I didn't make it up, I got it from a New Zealand Forum, full of New Zealanders, thats the problem right there.
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I know you didn't make it up. It's been on the internet since like a month after the F&F came out. That's why I was asking if this was your... whatever.

I will agree that the problem, any problem - ever, is because of the New Zealanders. Definitely.
 
Originally posted by Josh
I know you didn't make it up. It's been on the internet since like a month after the F&F came out. That's why I was asking if this was your... whatever.

I will agree that the problem, any problem - ever, is because of the New Zealanders. Definitely.
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:rolleyes: Roll and Eyes.

Everytime somebody posts something funny you always come along and ruin the party saying that it's been around for ages.

Party Pooper!
 
Originally posted by Josh
Is this your first time using the internet, Cobraboy? How about a McShutthe****up.:p
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👍 My gawd Josh, well put my friend, well put! It just don't get any ****in better than that. I read that garbage in the first post and I was gonna post up some cold ****, but it left me absolutely ****in speechless. Thanks for pickin up the ball I dropped! 👍
 
Originally posted by Cobraboy
:rolleyes: Roll and Eyes.

Everytime somebody posts something funny you always come along and ruin the party saying that it's been around for ages.

Party Pooper!
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Everytime?:rolleyes: You and StevieMo have both said that, and this is the 3rd time I've ever said something like it.

Have you seen the Star Wars Kid? He's been on the net for f-ing ages.
 
Well, I've never seen it before, so there.
 
Originally posted by boombexus
👍 My gawd Josh, well put my friend, well put! It just don't get any ****in better than that. I read that garbage in the first post and I was gonna post up some cold ****, but it left me absolutely ****in speechless. Thanks for pickin up the ball I dropped! 👍
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Oh mother****ing hell. Not you.


Originally posted by Josh, there ya happy you whiney *****es?!
Everytime? You and StevieMo have both said that, and this is the 3rd time I've ever said something like it.

Have you seen the Star Wars Kid? He's been on the net for f-ing ages.
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Well Done StevieMo.
 
Originally posted by boombexus
👍 My gawd Josh, well put my friend, well put! It just don't get any ****in better than that. I read that garbage in the first post and I was gonna post up some cold ****, but it left me absolutely ****in speechless. Thanks for pickin up the ball I dropped! 👍
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Thanks. It's nice to see someone appreciates my hard work.:(

Originally posted by Cobraboy
Well Done StevieMo.
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No! **** him, and his really long curly hair!:odd:
 
Hey, assclown!

Yeah you Cobraboy!

I didn't say that second quote in your post you moron, it was Josh. Please give credit where credit is due.
Get your ****in **** straight you piece of **** New Zealander.

Thanks, have a nice day. :)
 
Originally posted by boombexus
Hey, assclown!

Yeah you Cobraboy!

I didn't say that second quote in your post you moron, it was Josh. Please give credit where credit is due.
Get your ****in **** straight you piece of **** New Zealander.

Thanks, have a nice day. :)
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Wow, you are, weird.
 
Originally posted by boombexus
Hey, assclown!

Yeah you Cobraboy!

I didn't say that second quote in your post you moron, it was Josh. Please give credit where credit is due.
Get your ****in **** straight you piece of **** New Zealander.
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Seriously! What the **** were you thinking, Cobraboy, you New Zealand asshat!:irked:

Originally posted by boombexus
He's got some decent sized ears though Josh. 👍
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Mmmm, speaking of ears... where's my buddy Douglass?;)
 
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