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Was in a creative mood. And one for Monster Trucks, apparently. See if you can identify all of the identities.
A score and eleven years ago,
A monster, lo was born,
And in Saint Louis, It grew and grew,
and soon became forlorn
enraged, it stomped upon a buick,
and all soon turned to see
a monster of dark blue
and then another, and three.
Together, these three brothers scoured the land,
Nor car nor truck were safe,
For the big blue monsters they rumbled and roared,
And a fourth soon joined the game
Others tried to fell the beast
Frankenstiens monster fell first
The Number One in America
Fought hard, but came off worst
Even the mighty monkey Kong
Tried to tussle with the monster,
But even with Allison, tried and true
He fell behind, and lost er.
The Equalizer, a hero bold,
Tried to take on the beast
But he suffered the same fate as the Predator
And was devoured, to say the least
And lo, The Undertaker, from the depths of Hell
Tried to bring him under,
But the monster fought hard, he tore and trashed,
And The Undertaker fell asunder
Even The Destroyer of All,
A madman, so crazy and wild,
Was thrown around and torn apart,
As if he were a child
And so, upon the fourth of June,
The Beast, he wakes again
His feet so large,
He is in charge
To Bigfoot, The King, amen.
A score and eleven years ago,
A monster, lo was born,
And in Saint Louis, It grew and grew,
and soon became forlorn
enraged, it stomped upon a buick,
and all soon turned to see
a monster of dark blue
and then another, and three.
Together, these three brothers scoured the land,
Nor car nor truck were safe,
For the big blue monsters they rumbled and roared,
And a fourth soon joined the game
Others tried to fell the beast
Frankenstiens monster fell first
The Number One in America
Fought hard, but came off worst
Even the mighty monkey Kong
Tried to tussle with the monster,
But even with Allison, tried and true
He fell behind, and lost er.
The Equalizer, a hero bold,
Tried to take on the beast
But he suffered the same fate as the Predator
And was devoured, to say the least
And lo, The Undertaker, from the depths of Hell
Tried to bring him under,
But the monster fought hard, he tore and trashed,
And The Undertaker fell asunder
Even The Destroyer of All,
A madman, so crazy and wild,
Was thrown around and torn apart,
As if he were a child
And so, upon the fourth of June,
The Beast, he wakes again
His feet so large,
He is in charge
To Bigfoot, The King, amen.
