The newest skyline models (humor)

skylineGTR_guy

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We were having some fun on the www.GTR.co.uk forum and we had this convo, thought you guys would like it.

Jeff....new GTR? Pfft...thats so yesterday. Nissan has already hired me to work on the V36.5 GT-R. I'm taking care of the special track edition called "T-spec". They are also working on a "P-spec" for the US. The "P" stands for "Pimp" and it features 12 inch multi spoked wheels with a choice of gold plate or chrome. Comes standard with "bags" with pre-programmed setting to allow you to ride around in either spider or other funky setting all at a flick of a button. They are also thinking of making the GT-R "G-spec" which will be a SUV based "Gangster" spec. This is particularly cool as it comes stock with 27 " chromes with spinners and 1200 W stereo Curb weight will be a segment-competitive 3.4 tons

They have also decided to make a special "D-spec" for the European market which will be powered by a diesel engine so all those people in Europe can drive a supercar without paying too much money for petrol.
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my response:
Oh yeah man I heard about that! But I'm holding out for the G-spec II it comes with a built in hot tub, plasma screen, a coupon for free gold teeth, a fully loaded 9mm handgun and your choice of blonde, brunette or black haired women :smokin: Oh yeah and a sticker that says "hello my name is pimp daddy" a cd/dvd player that automatically changes every other word to either "*****" , "ho" or your choice of illicit drugs adn one of these:
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But for the most important part, what should my plate say? I've got in narrowed down to PIMP, CRUZIN or GANGSTA....Oh how could i forget FOSHIZZLE?
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I think they will have the D-spec in japan too but it will look oddly like an AE86 and only come in the panda color scheme and instantly make anybody who gets behind the wheel a pro drifter!
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