The Official Pick-Up Lines Thread
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I lost my phone number/address/underwear, can I have yours?
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That's funny, i was about to post a thread similar to that!
The cheesiest one i heard, suprisingly, came from a very, very drunk girl trying to hit on one of my friends... "If i could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you (u) and i together" or something close to that.
Here's some other cheesy ones!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a ****? (after she slaps you or leaves) HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Hi, my name's Doug. You might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Nice shoes. Wanna ****? ( i actually tried that one on one of my high school friends... I have never seen orange juice get out of a nose that quickly...
)
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
The cheesiest one i heard, suprisingly, came from a very, very drunk girl trying to hit on one of my friends... "If i could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you (u) and i together" or something close to that.
Here's some other cheesy ones!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a ****? (after she slaps you or leaves) HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Hi, my name's Doug. You might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Nice shoes. Wanna ****? ( i actually tried that one on one of my high school friends... I have never seen orange juice get out of a nose that quickly...
)The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
- 935
Here:
>Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
>I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
>Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
>Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far? >Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
>I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
>Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
>Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
>I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
>If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
>Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
>If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
>There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
>Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
>You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
>That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
>There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
>Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
>Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
>Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
>Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
>Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
>Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
>Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
>Be unique and different, say yes.
>You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.
>Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
>Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
>Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.
>If you were a buger I would pick you first.
>You: Can I borrow a quarter? She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why) You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. ( have something quick to say afterwards)
>Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world.
>He: Excuse me, want to dance? She: No. He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!
>He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...
>He : Hey, Stop! She : What? He : You're undressing me with your eyes... I know you're doing it. STOP!
>Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
>I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
>What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this? OOPS! I mean, what is nice girl like you doing in a dump like this? (Phew)
>Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!
>My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.
>I can't wait until tomorrow. She replys why not. You say cause you look better everyday.
>Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
>Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
>Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
>If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
>Wow! Are those real?
>Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
>If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?
>Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day!
>If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together!
>I must be in heaven cause I've seen an angel.
>Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
>Are you a surgeon? CAuse you've just took my heart away!
>Have I seen you before? OH yeah it was in the dictionary under the word KABLAM!!
>There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.
>You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
>My pickup line was published on the Internet... Would you like to hear it.
>Hey gorgeous the power company is looking for you you're so electrifying.
>I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
>Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
>Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
>I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
>As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
>I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?
>You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...
>Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
>Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
>Bond. James Bond
>Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
>I'm not wearing any pants.
>True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
>Nice Shoes. Wanna ****?
>Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
>Screw me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
>Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Pocahontas?
>I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
>I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.
>You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't slept with you yet.
>You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge.
>Do you just wanna get naked?
>Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
>Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.
>Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
>How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
>If I pet you, would you follow me home?
>Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)
>Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
>Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?
>Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.
>Do you wanna have kids with me??? No? Then do you just wanna practice?
>I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!
>Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
>Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.
>Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
>You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.
>Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
>I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
>The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
>If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
>Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
>You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
>Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible".
>Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
>Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!!
>Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
>Hi! Can I buy you a car?
>I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?
>If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
>Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
>Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven ... Did it hurt?
>You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.
>You're ugly but you intrigue me.
>Hey baby...infect me!
>Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
>No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
>Be unique and different, say yes.
>If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.
>Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
>How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertalized? -Thanks Drew.
>My two favourite things are Commitment and cleaning myself.
>Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans.
Credit to www.funkygrandpa.com.
>Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
>I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
>Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
>Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far? >Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
>I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
>Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
>Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
>I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
>If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
>Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
>If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
>There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
>Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
>You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
>That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
>There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
>Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
>Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
>Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
>Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
>Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
>Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
>Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
>Be unique and different, say yes.
>You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.
>Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
>Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
>Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.
>If you were a buger I would pick you first.
>You: Can I borrow a quarter? She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why) You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. ( have something quick to say afterwards)
>Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world.
>He: Excuse me, want to dance? She: No. He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!
>He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...
>He : Hey, Stop! She : What? He : You're undressing me with your eyes... I know you're doing it. STOP!
>Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
>I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
>What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this? OOPS! I mean, what is nice girl like you doing in a dump like this? (Phew)
>Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!
>My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.
>I can't wait until tomorrow. She replys why not. You say cause you look better everyday.
>Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
>Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
>Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
>If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
>Wow! Are those real?
>Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
>If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?
>Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day!
>If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together!
>I must be in heaven cause I've seen an angel.
>Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
>Are you a surgeon? CAuse you've just took my heart away!
>Have I seen you before? OH yeah it was in the dictionary under the word KABLAM!!
>There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.
>You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
>My pickup line was published on the Internet... Would you like to hear it.
>Hey gorgeous the power company is looking for you you're so electrifying.
>I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
>Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
>Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
>I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
>As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
>I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?
>You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...
>Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
>Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
>Bond. James Bond
>Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
>I'm not wearing any pants.
>True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
>Nice Shoes. Wanna ****?
>Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
>Screw me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
>Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Pocahontas?
>I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
>I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.
>You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't slept with you yet.
>You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge.
>Do you just wanna get naked?
>Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
>Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.
>Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
>How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
>If I pet you, would you follow me home?
>Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)
>Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
>Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?
>Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.
>Do you wanna have kids with me??? No? Then do you just wanna practice?
>I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!
>Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
>Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.
>Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
>You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.
>Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
>I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
>The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
>If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
>Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
>You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
>Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible".
>Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
>Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!!
>Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
>Hi! Can I buy you a car?
>I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?
>If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
>Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
>Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven ... Did it hurt?
>You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.
>You're ugly but you intrigue me.
>Hey baby...infect me!
>Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
>No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
>Be unique and different, say yes.
>If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.
>Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
>How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertalized? -Thanks Drew.
>My two favourite things are Commitment and cleaning myself.
>Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans.
Credit to www.funkygrandpa.com.
- 12,993
- USA! USA!
Wanna ****?
- 1,823
Do you have a twin sister...(No)...Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world.
You've been a bad girl, go to my room.
If your right leg is Christmas, and your left leg is Thanksgiving, can I visit you in between the holidays?
If you were a bag of skittles, could I taste the rainbow? (Actually said this to a girl once, and she said yes
)
You've been a bad girl, go to my room.
If your right leg is Christmas, and your left leg is Thanksgiving, can I visit you in between the holidays?
If you were a bag of skittles, could I taste the rainbow? (Actually said this to a girl once, and she said yes
)
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- old-guy64
How about "I know you don't think you look good, but I bet you could get spanked back at my place."
Go up to a girl who is scanning all the people in the place and say "Please, Please be looking for me."
Or "That dress, blouse, pants, etc. look great on you. I bet they'd look dynamite on my bedroom floor."
Or "I know I'm not the best looking guy in here, but keep this in mind, I cook, I do laundry, give a good backrub, and I smoothed my eyebrows with the tip of my tongue."
Go up to a girl who is scanning all the people in the place and say "Please, Please be looking for me."
Or "That dress, blouse, pants, etc. look great on you. I bet they'd look dynamite on my bedroom floor."
Or "I know I'm not the best looking guy in here, but keep this in mind, I cook, I do laundry, give a good backrub, and I smoothed my eyebrows with the tip of my tongue."
- 10,309
- San Francisco, CA
- Vasco506
- Vasc0
Austin Powers:
If you were a door I'd bang you all day long.
These below are credited to www.funny2.com
When God said, "Let there be woman," he created you.
You sure have a great looking tooth.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but Im asking for only one.
My friend wants to know if you were born in those jeans.
Your place or your place? Because my place is a dump!
You dont need car keys to drive me crazy.
Falling for you would be a very short trip.
Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion.
Do you know why the sky is so gray? All the blue is in your eyes.
Youre so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.
Remember me? Oh, thats right, Ive met you only in my dreams.
I think Ive just found the angel Id like to be touched by.
Can I lick that film off your teeth?
You look a lot like my future wife.
Id better get a library card, because Im checking you out.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because youre hot!
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
I want to call your mother and thank her.
Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
My name is [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
(Look at his / her shirt label) When they say, "What are you doing?", you say, "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Can you give me directions...to your heart?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll still make your bed rock.
If you were a door I'd bang you all day long.
These below are credited to www.funny2.com
When God said, "Let there be woman," he created you.
You sure have a great looking tooth.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but Im asking for only one.
My friend wants to know if you were born in those jeans.
Your place or your place? Because my place is a dump!
You dont need car keys to drive me crazy.
Falling for you would be a very short trip.
Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion.
Do you know why the sky is so gray? All the blue is in your eyes.
Youre so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.
Remember me? Oh, thats right, Ive met you only in my dreams.
I think Ive just found the angel Id like to be touched by.
Can I lick that film off your teeth?
You look a lot like my future wife.
Id better get a library card, because Im checking you out.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because youre hot!
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
I want to call your mother and thank her.
Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
My name is [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
(Look at his / her shirt label) When they say, "What are you doing?", you say, "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Can you give me directions...to your heart?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll still make your bed rock.
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No.
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That only works for girls with some modicum of intelligence. That type of girl generally doesn't hang out in a seedy bar, so it would just be a waste of time. Whoever you were talking to would just stare at you blankly.
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- Inland Empire SoCal
- SOLID_LIFTERS
"You must be tired. Because you have been running through my mind all night long."
"I'm no Keebler Elf, but would you like to see how cookies are really made?"
"I just sold my soul to the Devil, so I can spend every penny on you."
"Maybe we can have breakfast together. Shall I phone you, or nudge you?"
"I'm no Keebler Elf, but would you like to see how cookies are really made?"
"I just sold my soul to the Devil, so I can spend every penny on you."
"Maybe we can have breakfast together. Shall I phone you, or nudge you?"
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Okay, credit to the movie Debut (a Filipino flick, wait for it on dvd/vhs):
"Can you tell me where to find the nearest bakery? ... 'Cause I wanna find a sweetie pie just like you."
Tell this story as is, or just use the example:
"You know, my friend flirts by comparing hand sizes. He goes, 'Wow, your hands are really small.' [Girl says, 'Really?'] Yeah, here: [put up your right hand and have her left hand on yours, comparing hand sizes; look into her eyes very deeply]. Then, he waits for the right moment, when they look into each others' eyes, and then... [close your fingers, intertwined into her]." Now smile!
Good, no?
"Can you tell me where to find the nearest bakery? ... 'Cause I wanna find a sweetie pie just like you."
Tell this story as is, or just use the example:
"You know, my friend flirts by comparing hand sizes. He goes, 'Wow, your hands are really small.' [Girl says, 'Really?'] Yeah, here: [put up your right hand and have her left hand on yours, comparing hand sizes; look into her eyes very deeply]. Then, he waits for the right moment, when they look into each others' eyes, and then... [close your fingers, intertwined into her]." Now smile!
Good, no?
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*BEWARE*
Pick Up Lines that may get you killed
~If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
~My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
~Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
~If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
~Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
~You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
~Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
~Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
~Didn't I do your sister?
~Are you as good as your mother?
~**** me if I am wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
~With one touch I could make you make sounds which only a dog would hear!
~Why don't we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to tell
people we did anyway?
~Hello, Love, - Do you spit or swallow?
~Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
~That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
~Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.
~I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
~You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
~Your daddy must have been a baker, cause you've got a nice set of buns.
~Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me?
~Wow! Are those real?
~I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
~Do you work for UPS? Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
~Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.
~Nice legs. What time do they open?
~How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
~If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
~I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
~You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
~A woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
Pick Up Lines that may get you killed
~If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
~My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
~Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
~If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
~Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
~You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
~Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
~Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
~Didn't I do your sister?
~Are you as good as your mother?
~**** me if I am wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
~With one touch I could make you make sounds which only a dog would hear!
~Why don't we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to tell
people we did anyway?
~Hello, Love, - Do you spit or swallow?
~Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
~That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
~Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.
~I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
~You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
~Your daddy must have been a baker, cause you've got a nice set of buns.
~Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me?
~Wow! Are those real?
~I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
~Do you work for UPS? Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
~Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.
~Nice legs. What time do they open?
~How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
~If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
~I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
~You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
~A woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
