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Three friends were on a vacation when they got lost. They knocked somebodies door and an old man opened the door. They asked him if they could stay there for a few days. The old man said "You can stay here but only on one condition." "Do not ever lay a finger on my wife while Im at work. The guys agreed. Two days passed and the old man was having some doubts. He tought that his wife was having sex with the three guys so he decided to do something about it. He put a razor in his wifes p***y. The next morning he brought the three guys out and said "Drop your pants and if I find out that you had sex with my wife I will kill you. The first guy does as told and he did indeed have sex with the guys wife. His penis is slit in the middle so he is taken away by the old guys security and locked somewhere. The second guy is in the same condition so he is also taken away. When the third guy drops his pants everything is normal. The old man says "You are a very good boy." "You did not have sex with my wife so i want to let you go." The guy says "Thant thou vety muth."
That would hurt! Just thinking about how much that would hurt hurts.
