The Stages of Life, and Measuring Your Success

  • Thread starter Thread starter vat_man
  • 9 comments
  • 360 views
V

vat_man

Staff Emeritus
Messages
9,428
Thought you younger guys might find this handy.

-------------------------------------------------------------------

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
 
:shakehead: Perish the thought! Actually, I've already had sex, and I'm 18, so I guess I'm two years ahead. ;)

But I'm not here to tell you my life story . . .
 
Originally posted by Jazza
:shakehead: Perish the thought! Actually, I've already had sex, and I'm 18, so I guess I'm two years ahead. ;)

But I'm not here to tell you my life story . . .
Click to expand...

want a medal?

nice one vat :cheers:
 

Latest Posts

Back