things people have said in court

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These are things people actually said in court, word for word ,
taken down and now published by court reporters, who had the torment of staying calm and keeping a straight face while these exchanges where actually taking place.


Q:what is your date of birth?
A:july 15th.
Q: What year?
A:Every year.


Q: What gear were you in at the momment of the impact?
A:Gucci sweats and Reeboks


Q:This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A:Yes
Q:and in what ways does it affect your memory?
A:I forget
Q:You forget can you give the court an example of something you've forgoten?


Q:how old is your son the one living with you ?
A:38 or 35 i can't remember which
Q:How long has he lived with you ?
A:45 years


Q:What was the first thing that your husband said to you when he woke up that morning ?
A:He said "where am i, cathy?"
Q:And why did that upset you ?
A:My name is susan


Q:And where was the location of the accident ?
A:approximately milepost 499
Q:and where is milepost 499?
A:Probably between milepost 498 & 500.


Q:Sir what is your IQ?
A:Well, I can see pretty well, i think


Q:Did you blow you horn or anything ?
A:After the accident
Q:Before the accident?
A:Sure , I played for 10 years ,I even went to school for it .


Q:Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A:Yes
Q:Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car ?
A:yes ,Sir
Q:What did she say?
A:What Disco am i at


Q:Now Doctor , isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep , he doesn't know about it until the next morning?


Q:the youngest son , the 20 year old, how old is he ?


these are just some of them that have i will post more later :D
 
I've said the first thing a couple times.:)

"Josh, when's your birthday?"
"July 10th."
"What year?"
Uh, every year."
 
My sister worked in a court and she brought home a peice of paper with all these mistakes that lawyers had made.

Q. When was the conception??
A. The night of July 25th
Q. What were you doing at that time?
 
:lol: Quite Funny stuff there pedrodaman.
 
Originally posted by pedrodaman


Q:What was the first thing that your husband said to you when he woke up that morning ?
A:He said "where am i, cathy?"
Q:And why did that upset you ?
A:My name is susan

:rotfl:
 
Originally posted by viperguy
are those from Uncle John's Bathroom Reader??

Not sure Dude i take it that this is some sort of magazine or something?

More things people say in court to follow shortly;)
 
Originally posted by pedrodaman


Not sure Dude i take it that this is some sort of magazine or something?

More things people say in court to follow shortly;)

its a book that is designed for "that special place" full of articles and stuff.
 
Originally posted by viperguy


its a book that is designed for "that special place" full of articles and stuff.

ahh i see just the kind of place you would read that sort of thing .. that and mag's full of chicks in swinsuits :lol:
 
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