Things that sound dirty on Thanksgiving, but arent

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"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are you ready for seconds yet?"

"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

"You still have a little bit on your chin."

"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

"How many are coming?"

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

"Just lay back & take it easy... I'll do the rest."

"How long do I beat it before it's ready
 
Originally posted by Mike Rotch
"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

"You still have a little bit on your chin."

"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

Top ones IMO. Good stuff Mike. :D
 
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