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Today ten years ago, I was supposed to die. Oops. 
Okay, so it was the Oklahoma City bombing. I was supposed to go there and get an ID card or other and, as luck would have it, my mother (I was seven then) forgot. I was in school at Tinker AFB and didn't notice a thing which is funny because everyone about thirty or forty miles from the blast all claimed to have heard it. Tinker AFB isn't but twenty miles and I didn't hear so much as a squeek from it.
The point is: God bless the media. ...For overdramatizing pretty much everything.
Just to further prove my point in a generally inane way, it is apparently "breaking news" that the cardinals did not elect a new pope. It's been 2 days!!! I would hope to God that they spend more than 2 days electing arguably the most important world figure.
Breaking news....
Okay, so it was the Oklahoma City bombing. I was supposed to go there and get an ID card or other and, as luck would have it, my mother (I was seven then) forgot. I was in school at Tinker AFB and didn't notice a thing which is funny because everyone about thirty or forty miles from the blast all claimed to have heard it. Tinker AFB isn't but twenty miles and I didn't hear so much as a squeek from it.
The point is: God bless the media. ...For overdramatizing pretty much everything.
Just to further prove my point in a generally inane way, it is apparently "breaking news" that the cardinals did not elect a new pope. It's been 2 days!!! I would hope to God that they spend more than 2 days electing arguably the most important world figure.