This Guy Makes Chuck Norris Look Like a Wimp

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He was trained in Scotland, probably in a kilt, no wonder he was tough..
 
Wow. I think he is William Wallace reincarnated. lol. That is just so cool, and I love his final couplet at the end there.
 
Pffttt...Thats nothing, I once fought my way out of a paint ball fight using nothing but an elastic and paper clip. :sly:
 
oh please. Chuck Norris is the badassery. Chuck Norris isnt hung like a horse, a horse is hung like Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris steps in a puddle, he doesnt get wet, the puddle gets Chuck Norris.
 
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oh please. Chuck Norris is the badassery. Chuck Norris isnt hung like a horse, a horse is hung like Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris steps in a puddle, he doesnt get wet, the puddle gets Chuck Norris.
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Exactly man! Did you know chuck norris lost his virginity before his father?!?!!?!
nah, this guy just may have out badassed him. a bow. thats rad.
 
live4speed
He was trained in Scotland, probably in a kilt, no wonder he was tough..
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That's because Scottish people are badasses!
 
That was a great story. like a Clive Cussler book come true.

The world could use a few more outlandish, daring Brits like that guy. He was a wanna-be Scot. No where'd daan go..:dopey:
 
He wasn't Scottish...he was English. He was partly trained in Scotland, so our spirit must have rubbed off on him.

Great read though, very interesting 👍
 
No one can make Chuck Norris look like a wimp.

Just not possible.

Just read this and you'll know I'm right.

All totally true I assure you.
 
Cosmic
Chuck Norris has alway been a Wimp.
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Damn. If Chuck Norris is a wimp, that means that Chuck Norris is 90% of the universe...
 
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